Have you Ever Eaten Somthing that Wasn't Pussy, but Tasted Just like Pussy?

[Archie]

Last night, had Taco Night and Game Night with some friends in the city. They made authentic Mexican Tacos.

When I tasted a bit of the Beef before I started putting it into the tortilla, I was instantly moved in my brain back to my 17 year old HS GF's Pussy. This Beef had the same taste. It was amazing. I couldn't understand how my friend Jenny Concocted some taco beef in her kitchen that had the same mixture of tastes to match Angela's VA-JJ..... it was uncanny. I mean i've had some things before that had a general pussy taste to it. but this was an exact replica in my mind.

If I had been drunk I would have called or at least facebooked this ex gf from half my life ago.

luckily I hadn't started on the margarita's yet

 

[betplom]

Arch, most pussy doesn't have any taste to it.

Unless they don't bathe.

 

[senco78]

no, but I read that taco Bells beef contains less than 35% of beef in it
what constitutes the rest of the fake beef?

 

[reno cool]

I wonder how often girls get calls saying I just ate something tasted like your pussy.
You should have done it for originality points. :

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I once ate cows tongue. It has the taste and consistency of pussy. Unfortunately, I had the cow tongue at 11 years old so i wasn't able to appreciate the taste.

 

[mrmarket]

no, but I read that taco Bells beef contains less than 35% of beef in it
what constitutes the rest of the fake beef?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Textured_vegetable_protein

 

[Saulty]

yes I did..ate some gyros once with a bad tzatziki sauce (sour and over-garlicky)

 

[roguejuror]

Welcome to Gamelive mrmarket

 

[stevek173]

I really like this

 

[pico]

maybe your gf was eating taco for lunch

 

[Blitty]

Sometimes my armpit smells like taco meat..

 

[MrMonkey]

Archie, the kids of today are crazy bastards! Very simply had a few drinks and became adventurous! Added some pussy juice to the meat! It was real my friend!

Remember the dude who covered his entire body in butter? It could have a lot worse if she added some ass juice!

 

[Archie]

Archie, the kids of today are crazy bastards! Very simply had a few drinks and became adventurous! Added some pussy juice to the meat! It was real my friend!

Remember the dude who covered his entire body in butter? It could have a lot worse if she added some ass juice!

i'm relieved to finally have an answer to this mystery.

also, I'm relieved to have an answer to SBR JOHN'S mystery...

SOMEONE IS DOUSING ALL HAITIANS WITH ASS JUICE...... out of adventure I presume

 

[Dusty Springfield]

You people have never eaten pussy by the look of things. In all seriousness... The closest thing to the taste of a healthy pussy is a penny. Take out a penny, lick it, and make sure breathe while you're licking it. This will give you the best idea. ANd I don't wanna hear, "only dirty pussy smells or tastes like anything" Whoever says that has never tasted a healthy, non-douched pussy.

 

[fiveteamer]

Take out a penny, lick it, and make sure breathe while you're licking it.

Yeah, let me get right on that

 

[Cougar Bait]

Dusty knows his pussy

Just like he knows his cock

Dusty it's time for you to show your cock here

 

[mrmarket]

Welcome to Gamelive mrmarket

Thank you for the welcome.

 

[Cougar Bait]

mrmarket was always one of my favorite posters