Whacking my pud on New Year's

[betplom]

Scholar do you suspect that I might be gay?

I've been wondering myself.

Matty the fact that you wouldn't fuck a chick because she is fat makes me wonder about your heterosexuality pal.

Straight men will fuck whatever is available to them, Matty if you offer a dog a piece of meat and it doesn't accept there is something wrong with that dog.
Same thing goes for guys that make excuses for not wanting to fukk certain girls. Matty a stiff cock has no conscience pal.

cause Plommer loves her, and he's elusive. Nobody's ever met Plommer.

Plommer would love to be with her for a brief period of time, thats all.

Not only has nobody ever met Plommer, no one has even come close.

 

[Matty]

A limp cock has no conscience either, it sends the chick on her way.

We need Daffy's input here. I'm 100% certain that he wouldn't fok Chunky Chick.

:idon'tneedthisshitagain:

 

[Rubyn]

Matty, your dick has every right to be picky. Don't listen to these desperate fucks.

 

[Matty]

Scholar talk dirty to me and let's see what happens.

 

[betplom]

We need Daffy's input here. I'm 100% certain that he wouldn't fok Chunky Chick.

:idon'tneedthisshitagain:

Daft isn't a guys guy, hes a fucking pretty boy.

I am a guys guy, pal. Guys guys fuck women, any woman willing.
Matty revocation of your man card may be necessary here, pal. For your own good.

Matty, your dick has every right to be picky. Don't listen to these desperate fucks.

Now thats fokkin creepy right there.

Common!

Rubyn, you are missing the point pal, Matty may prefer the kok and he is making excuses to avoid pussy.
Str8 Men do not avoid (strange new) pussy. Married men may avoid their wives but not a strangers.

 

[Matty]

I am a guys guy

Oh wow.

Plommer I'm not a fat suburbanite living in semi-seclusion. I gots (free) options. I can walk out the door and blow off a dozen of perfectly suitable candidates in a matter of minutes.

:daffysealofapproval:

 

[betplom]

I can walk out the door and blow off a dozen of perfectly suitable candidates in a matter of minutes.

You're talking about the gay village, right?

 

[Matty]

I'm talking about hipster vegan bitches. You take off their thick-rimmed glasses and they look just like regular vegans.

Mrs. X I'm just being silly here.

 

[betplom]

I'm talking about hipster vegan bitches. You just take off their thick-rimmed glasses and they look just like regular vegans.

Mattaaaaay!

For a guy with so many options you don't get laid very much do you?

Mattaaaaaay!

 

[Blitty]

Why would you go to SF instead of NYC?? :down:

 

[betplom]

Why would you go to SF instead of NYC?? :down:

Prolly for the hipster vegan bitches.

 

[Matty]

Mattaaaaay!

For a guy with so many options you don't get laid very much do you?

I certainly don't. :youporn:

 

[Rubyn]

Daft isn't a guys guy, hes a fucking pretty boy.

I am a guys guy, pal. Guys guys fuck women, any woman willing.
Matty revocation of your man card may be necessary here, pal. For your own good.


Now thats fokkin creepy right there.

Common!

Rubyn, you are missing the point pal, Matty may prefer the kok and he is making excuses to avoid pussy.
Str8 Men do not avoid (strange new) pussy. Married men may avoid their wives but not a strangers.

yep

 

[Matty]

Very clever yep Robyn.

 

[Rubyn]

Yeah, that was a pretty mysterious yep.

I was agreeing about how guys will take what they can. I wish I understood why that bothers me so much. I mean, after all we are animals. Ok, so if it is acceptable behavior for a guy to fuck carelessly and randomly especially while married, why are we as women whores when we do the same? Maybe if the playing field were a little more even, I wouldn't have such a hard time understanding. Sometimes, I just don't know that I am equipped to handle life on this planet.

 

[reno cool]

I gots (free) options. I can walk out the door and blow off a dozen of perfectly suitable candidates in a matter of minutes.

once again Canada is the land of milk and honey landed in wrong fucking country.

You're talking about the gay village, right?

[/QUOTE]

fucking classic

 

[betplom]

Yeah, that was a pretty mysterious yep.

I was agreeing about how guys will take what they can. I wish I understood why that bothers me so much. I mean, after all we are animals. Ok, so if it is acceptable behavior for a guy to fuck carelessly and randomly especially while married, why are we as women whores when we do the same? Maybe if the playing field were a little more even, I wouldn't have such a hard time understanding. Sometimes, I just don't know that I am equipped to handle life on this planet.

Rubyn, Mr. X wrote a nice piece on this subject. I agree 100% with what he said. i wish I had a link to it, maybe he can provide it.

Rubyn, I disagree with the double standard - women should be free to do who they please.

I disagree with "guys will take what they can" though, Plommer likes women and finds most of them attractive in one way or another, the problem is when people comparison shop, someone better looking often comes along.

 

[mcbaseball10]

Rubyn, Mr. X wrote a nice piece on this subject. I agree 100% with what he said. i wish I had a link to it, maybe he can provide it.

Rubyn, I disagree with the double standard - women should be free to do who they please.

I disagree with "guys will take what they can" though, Plommer likes women and finds most of them attractive in one way or another, the problem is when people comparison shop, someone better looking often comes along.

This one?

http://gamelive.com/forum/showthread.php/6409-Duke-sex-list