If I were single I would drink and gamble myself to death

[fiveteamer]

I have no self control. It is scary. I need to stay in a relationship just to keep away alcoholism. It is the sad truth.

 

[Blitty]

Whats your lifetime losses so far buddy?

 

[kato]

you need to have sex with more women, fiver

do this

 

[Matty]

You've got us to keep you in check fiver.

 

[fiveteamer]

She is away for a few days for business and my first thought is to get tanked and bet horses.

This would be a regular occurrence if I were single. No doubt. My job would probably be in jeopardy for coming in hungover all the time.

This, scares me.

 

[Matty]

GHB produces a drunken effect and no hangover.

We're here to help.

 

[fiveteamer]

Maybe make weed brownies?

 

[Blitty]

I got some left over canna-butter. Holler.

 

[kato]

Maybe make weed brownies?

i can't wake up early if weed is consumed

 

[Bread]

Fiver drink as much as you want and just take 2 or 3 Vicodins before you go to bed. Works wonders.