Who hear has had a threesome?

[RayRay]

i cannot remember how many, it seemed like every weekend...one of the very best female friends i ever had was a stripper...she was bi and she and i had an unreal amount of fun with so many of her stripper friends... lot of coke, lot of ecstasy and of course, lot of viagra...those were the days.

 

[MrMonkey]

OMG! I want to be reincarnated as RayRay!

 

[Vegas Dave]

AMEN! I like tits that are so big they are as big as a room.

Can you imagine a hot chick with tits as big as a house and she smiles at you because she wants wild sex with you and and she licks her lips?

That hot chick would be SO HOT!!!

HELL YES!

Oh my GOD, so many sexy stories! If I were some degenerate that never got laid, I'd totally pull up some porn and read these stories and have some ALONE TIME!

But what do I look like, a loser? Sorry, too busy having hot, steamy sex with big titty girls to waste time on the internet!

i LOVE sex!

 

[Matty]

One time i had it with a twin. Not as great as you might imagine. I think i paid more attention towards the younger one, so the older one got disappointed and didn't do much after that.

.

 

[Polaroid]

HELL YES!

Oh my GOD, so many sexy stories! If I were some degenerate that never got laid, I'd totally pull up some porn and read these stories and have some ALONE TIME!

But what do I look like, a loser? Sorry, too busy having hot, steamy sex with big titty girls to waste time on the internet!

i LOVE sex!

Dave - how many times have you had sex in the last 24 hours? Was it some hot pussy?

 

[Polaroid]

One time i had it with a twin. Not as great as you might imagine. I think i paid more attention towards the younger one, so the older one got disappointed and didn't do much after that.

If there was a younger one and an older one then they probably weren't twins; if they both had an Adam's apple then they probably weren't female.

 

[Saulty]

hear or here?

 

[kato]

pavy--

you gots to see what vd is doing here...

bunch of ferries

 

[roguejuror]

matty how many stars this thread?

 

[RayRay]

i like the new vd much better than the old vd....that being said, anyone who knows the old vd knows theres no way in hell the new vd is really vd.... you get all that?

 

[Bread]

This has to be a 10-star Mattyrain thread. The combination of content and the joke going over 50% of contributing posters' heads makes it grade A material.

 

[rito]

i bet papa george has had many a 3 some

 

[Matty]

matty how many stars this thread?

I've been inside better-looking threads, ones with real big posts, I mean big like Wally's on average.

All things considered, this thread is an 8. 4 stars.

I like text.

 

[Polaroid]

i bet papa george has had many a 3 some

Yes, rumor has it that he has screwed multiple people at the same time.

 

[Vegas Dave]

If there was a younger one and an older one then they probably weren't twins; if they both had an Adam's apple then they probably weren't female.

Adams apple or not - who CARES if the pussy was wet and the tits were BIG?

 

[Vegas Dave]

This has to be a 10-star Mattyrain thread. The combination of content and the joke going over 50% of contributing posters' heads makes it grade A material.

Bread, Grade-A tits and ass are no joke. You don't get sex like I do, son.

Did you know that you can make fake pussies out of rubber bands?

Not wet like the real thing that I always get, but you losers might enjoy.

 

[roguejuror]

Not wet like the real thing that I always get, but you losers might enjoy.

 

[brock landers]

Nice one VD

Make a fuckin video pal!