At what age is it still okay to ABORT?

[RayRay]

told my fucking niece and her little gf to stop throwing this ball around inside the house...i go to the office and here CCCCRRRRAAAASSSSHHHHHH .....and im praying that it wasnt some of my grandmas china that i have... luckily it wasnt, but they knocked down a huge picture that i have and broke the frame and glass and shit everywhere on the tile....fuck me i just cleaned that shit yesterday!!!

seriously want to drown them...any parents here? what do you do when they kids just wont fucking listen? when do you start to beat them? this is good though...every time i think i might want kids, i simply watch my brothers kids for a few days and im all good...

 

[Blitty]

I think that eleven is the cut-off age..

 

[RayRay]

I think that eleven is the cut-off age..

fuck...you sure its not 13 in tennessee?

 

[Bread]

I hear mmike is available to babysit on Saturday nights

 

[Blitty]

Possibly, you guys have some wacky laws out there.

 

[RayRay]

jajaja

 

[RayRay]

now they want me to get them some lunch...i should feed them the glass

 

[kato]

give them benedryl rayray, knock 'em out, legally

 

[RayRay]

thats a swell thought kato. problem is, benedryl can make some kids overly hyper active...while it helps calm me down a bit, it makes my brother a nervous jervis...im not willing to take that chance today

 

[kato]

thats a swell thought kato. problem is, benedryl can make some kids overly hyper active...while it helps calm me down a bit, it makes my brother a nervous jervis...im not willing to take that chance today

damn, shit, damn

i tried.

 

[RayRay]

kato, after lunch, im going to have a huge vodka drink and a valium by the pool and let all my troubles fade away...kato, at this point, its the best way to handle things

 

[BGS 9.5]

43

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'd take em somewhere like the batting cages and tire them out while you sit and drink a few beers.

 

[Teela]

I'd drown them in the pool.

I kid,I kid. Too much evidence...

 

[rito]

I'd take em somewhere like the batting cages and tire them out while you sit and drink a few beers.

i'm sure 13 year old girls love playing baseball

 

[RayRay]

in an hour, while they are swimming, i will be in no condition to save them if they go under... dont judge me!

 

[FairWarning]

Tase em

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

i'm sure 13 year old girls love playing baseball

No idea. They were throwing a ball around...

Plenty of girls played softball in my hometown.