Zach Hample: "I Will Now Wear a Football Helmet to all Games"

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That guy FUCKS!







Silicon Valley reference.
 
Just looking at this thread title and trying to remember what was up with that.

I Will Now Wear a Football Helmet to all Games



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wadda dickhead?
 
She does porn? Her?

Do I want to see that?

Cuz I don't?
 
The Yankees, in a news release, said they will donate $150,000 to Pitch In For Baseball, a charity Hample supports that helps underserved communities afford to play the game. Hample will also receive some memorabilia, tickets and other perks from the Yankees.


Unless those unnamed perks means another $150,000 straight in his pocket, this Hample guy is a major all-time pantload.
 
You lost respect for him that quick?

He probably got a job with the Yanks. I have a feeling he came out on top.
 
I made a conditional statement. You're taking a guess. We don't know.


I feel he had the exact right idea when he said this:

"I think that someone like Derek Jeter or Alex Rodriguez, who has made half a billion dollars in his career, doesn't really need a favor from a normal civilian and a fan like me

But unless something new has been revealed, we don't know what he actually got and whether it is respectable or not.
 
Zack Hample, the professional ball-hawk who wrangled the home run ball Alex Rodriguez deposited into the Yankee Stadium seats for his 3,000th hit, claims he was assaulted before Wednesdays game between the Yankees and Orioles.

Hample, 37, claims a man attacked him in the right-field stands and that the aggressor was basically throwing punches and absolutely assaulting me like a maniac.


The incident took place during batting practice when an Orioles player attempted to toss a ball into the right-field stands. After a brief altercation, the two parties were separated.



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