Your best opening line(s)

[xpansive]

Me: Would you allow me to give a confident looking woman a sincere compliment?

Her: Sure

Me: You first.

 

[betplom]

"hello, I only have $30"

This works.

 

[RayRay]

i came here to drink and fuck...and im about done drinking

 

[tullamore]

Its obvious you have already lost your virginity, you mind if I play with the box it came in?

 

[xpansive]

We love u plommie

Tully, success rate % needed :

 

[Patty]

I don't have time for you so fuk off.

 

[stevek173]

I like that xpy I think before she answered I'd follow up with a "hah I'm just kidding you look beautiful tonight can I buy you a drink?" Or something like that to retract it a little bit; you had the balls for the line in the 1st place but you're still a gentleman.

 

[Matty]

Outstanding avatar RayRay!

 

[roguejuror]

What is rere's avatar about?

Xpy I thought this was about posting overnight lines.

 

[Matty]

I believe that is the mugshot of a famous and very feisty poster.

 

[pico]

i have coke

 

[Tomato]

yay pico is back

 

[pico]

hi tomato