WTF with the Church of Scientology and Leah Remini

[Matty]

You're saying that but you know the real answer.

Jesus disapproves of your debauchery and you choose the ignore the faint sound of his wrath coming from above.

Whatevs. It's your eternal life that's on the line.

 

[IAG]

You're saying that but you know the real answer.

Jesus disapproves of your debauchery and you choose the ignore the faint sound of his wrath coming from above.

Whatevs. It's your eternal life that's on the line.

Judge not lest ye be judged.

 

[reno cool]

Man, the first time I went into a church and saw that guy nailed to a cross I was scared shitless. It was in Italy I believe, I was 9 and was thinking why would anybody wanna go to a church?
Then, after arriving in America I went to a Jewish camp and witnessed a bunch of children chanting and beating on a table in prayer(?) talk about nuts

 

[Mudcat]

Catholics must be laughing at that new Scientology building. It's like haha bitches - give us a call when you have a whole city.

 

[Blitty]

Matty, what exactly does it mean to be confirmed?


I've only seen that word used when someone pushes the 'Submit Bet' button at 5dimes etc..

 

[Matty]

It's pretty much the same concept. God presses 'Submit' on you.

 

[IAG]

Catholics must be laughing at that new Scientology building. It's like haha bitches - give us a call when you have a whole city.

Yeah but the Scientologists have entire PLANETS......or is that the mormans? I think they both claim the ability to populate planets.

 

[Matty]

Confirmed.

 

[IAG]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

[Blitty]

Dude that dude in the robe ever touch your Jim dog?

Or did he ask you to touch yours on the tip of his?

 

[Matty]

It's all a big blur today.

Blitty what do you like on your pizza?

 

[Blitty]

Pepperoni

 

[Matty]

Gah.

*goes to his happy place*

 

[Archie]

awesome! Matty was confirmed by Father Harey Carey!

what was your confirmation name?

 

[bacon]

Also confirmed.

 

[IAG]

awesome! Matty was confirmed by Father Harey Carey!

hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Matty]

what was your confirmation name?

I had to google that. Is that really a thing?

I may have chosen one and promptly forgot about it.

I dunno. What was yours?

 

[bacon]

I remember my brother's but not my own