Words/phrases I learn from Oksana....

[Jello]

Oksie, we would not have you any other way.

 

[Oksana]

butchering is okay

yeah but it's pretty bad here

when i first moved to germany my ears hurt and i'd get constant headaches because of the sounds germans make when they speak - my brain just didn't like it

when i moved here my ears and head would hurt trying to figure out what people were saying

even the newscasters are really bad - they don't swear on the newscasts but "Aussies veto speed cameras orientated towards catching motorists unfairly after one too many drivers gets done" is horrific English

terrible

 

[Oksana]

"gets done" is always said here on the news

as is "dobbed in"

and about 500 other things that could be said properly

this country is sucking the life out of me

 

[Archie]

oxy, do you talk when you are in the sack.....sexually?

 

[Oksana]

oxy, do you talk when you are in the sack.....sexually?

yes

but sometimes i feel a bit corny if i'm trying to push it a bit too much, like too porno style

i still always try though if i'm getting the vibe that my partner likes it

 

[roguejuror]

at least it's still english

south africa fuks it up with so many other languages xhosa zulu afrikaans and a couple more

 

[Archie]

Togo is a real sexy language

 

[Jello]

Oksie, when you've been a bad girl do you get a spanking?

 

[Oksana]

at least it's still english

south africa fuks it up with so many other languages xhosa zulu afrikaans and a couple more

I've never been there to hear their news. Is it bad? The Kiwi newscasters have to take American diction lessons. How bad is that?

Oksie, when you've been a bad girl do you get a spanking?

Yes but more importantly, do you?

 

[Jello]

I'm rarely if ever a bad girl.

 

[roguejuror]

I'm rarely if ever a bad girl.

You really forgot Miami Beach.

 

[Jello]

lol

 

[Oksana]

i would like to know the FULL miami beach story

if you can't say it on here then hit me up on the G to the plus

only fair

 

[Jello]

It's not that juicy Ox.

Hey, I still haven't figured out how to PM on the G+. Can you do that? If so, somebody hit me with a PM there so I can find it.

 

[roguejuror]

fuck me dead

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I've never been there to hear their news. Is it bad? The Kiwi newscasters have to take American diction lessons. How bad is that?

One of my friends from Oz always makes fun of Kiwis. Always has some sort of joke about them fucking sheep...

 

[roguejuror]

white wine drinking pussy

!!

 

[Jello]

YES!