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why do filthy canadians celebrate christmas?

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Don't be so sure that Jesus wasn't Canadian. The initial translation of The Beatitudes clearly has him saying, "Blessed are the meek for they shall inherit the earth, eh."

Plus there are all those passages from Matthew where he is playing hockey.
 
Acid Joe
I will gladly send you all the ketchup chips we have. Let's get those nasty things out of the country. Now BTO of course rocks.
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Yeah they're horrid. Red fingers, red tongue and taste like ass.

However.... I do love all dressed chips. Like 6 of them before I get sick. And anything Old Dutch full stop.

Reasons why Canadians say ty to Jesus:

1. Heated floors mother f'r

2. You can plug in your cars when going to the mall mother f'r

3. Pou mother f'n tine

4. Persians and Sally Anns (only Plommayyyyyyyyy will get that one)

5. Perogies omfg

6. Cabbage rolls done right omfgx2

7. Allowing me to buy my Masters degree just to aggravate that wannabee PuckOff... go to school you dumb cunt. It's not hard to get an MBA. And some of us bust our asses for years and then stop when we've banked a shitload of cash so we can take care of our kid(s). You're so not pro it's disgusting.

8. Kraft Russian Dressing (Canuck style) and Kraft Peanut Butter

9. Timmy'sssssssssssss

10. McKellar Confectionary coney burgers/dogs... oh my Plommy. Please take pics next time you go :sad:

That's it. Could barely get to 10 and the majority of it is food related :lmao:
 
4. Persians and Sally Anns (only Plommayyyyyyyyy will get that one)
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While I don't really care for Persians I have eaten them. Not only plommer will get that one. The Persian Man in T Bay is famous at least in T Bay.

And don't forget if Jesus was a Jew, I think Canada is number 5 in the world for Jewish population. It is highly likely he was Canadian.
 
Acid Joe
While I don't really care for Persians I have eaten them. Not only plommer will get that one. The Persian Man in T Bay is famous at least in T Bay.

And don't forget if Jesus was a Jew, I think Canada is number 5 in the world for Jewish population. It is highly likely he was Canadian.
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You've had a Persian??? Oh wow... the legend of AJ lives on.

Canada = best people anywhere; great democracy; lovely adventures to be had exploring the land... Brilliant place full of brilliant people. So many other lovely countries out there but as an all over package, Canada is pretty kickass. Jesus could only wish he was from there.
 
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Because they produced these two goons.
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betplom
mattaaaaaay!

you big cocked frenchie!

number fokkin 2 on the sbr pardon list!

merry xmas, pal.

or as you guys say in Qbeck - felice navidad!
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Thanks plommer. As my fren's iphone says, feliz navigate!
We were in Montreal 4 hours ago. Right now we're in fokken Markdale, ON, home of Chapman's ice cream and nothing else at all.

:cheers:
 
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