Which signature quote should I chuck?

[MrX]

Fuck me.

2. mowhawk
The strip of grass that you miss when you cut your lawn.

 

[MrX]

Protect your intellectual property, people.

 

[betplom]

A mowhawk is a strip of shaved hair going from the top center of your hairline at your forehead all the way to the center of your neckline.
Friend of GF: What'd you think of his mowhawk?
GF: I know he's on the swim team and all and they do weird stuff but the week before Senior Semi? He better shave the rest for pictures.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mowhawk

 

[MrX]

Yeah, I don't really care that some moron couldn't spell mohawk right for the hairstyle definition.

 

[Blitty]

Common plommer.

 

[Blitty]

I think I need to have the sarchasm one explained to me.

Professor X?

 

[IAG]

I think I need to have the sarchasm one explained to me.

Professor X?

Yeah let him explain it. One of the best things I have read in a while. I believe I said "fucking awesome."