What ever happened to.....

[betplom]

Yakov Smirnoff ?

You never hear anything about him anymore.

In America, you can always find a party.
In Russia, party always finds you.

Other examples include:

In America, you watch television.
In Soviet Russia, television watch you.

In America, you drive car.
In Soviet Russia, car drive you.

In America, you listen to radio.
In Soviet Russia, radio listen to you.

In America, your job determines your marks.
In Soviet Russia, Marx determines your job.

In America, you assassinate president.
In Soviet Russia, president assassinate you.

In America, you throw party.
In Soviet Russia, party throw you.

 

[Archie]

I love this place

 

[Archie]

whatever happened to the stars of "perfect strangers"?

I know the foreign character got big into steroids, but what about cousin Larry?

 

[betplom]

whatever happened to the stars of "perfect strangers"?

I know the foreign character got big into steroids, but what about cousin Larry?

Arch, start your own fukking thread, pal.

Stop stealing my thunder.

 

[Archie]

whatever happened to plommer hairy cunt threads?

and whatever happened to AAO?

 

[Archie]

whatever happened to Panic?

 

[betplom]

whatever happened to plommer hairy cunt threads?

and whatever happened to AAO?

Arch, since you're new here I'll cut you some slack, plommer hairy cunt threads can be found in the gamelive basement, along with granny porn and down syndrome porn.

 

[Archie]

Plommer, can you find any retard porn with the guy corky, from "life goes on" thanks


you can find Yakov in Branson Missouri

https://tickets.yakov.com/mainstore.asp?cid=1203

 

[betplom]

Plommer, can you find any retard porn with the guy corky, from "life goes on" thanks

Yes, yes I can.

Thanks for asking.

 

[roguejuror]

whatever happened to the stars of "perfect strangers"?

I know the foreign character got big into steroids, but what about cousin Larry?

I remember that show

 

[Tron]

whatever happened to Panic?

Yeah whatever happened to him. He was a pretty cool guy.

 

[Mudcat]

My impression was he stiffed someone and kinda slunk off in shame. I could be wrong about that.

 

[Archie]

it was set in Chicago. Cousin Larry always got into predicaments and had to apologize and do the shame dance. I liked the dance of joy too!

 

[roguejuror]

My guess is that he died in some hotel room drunk.

 

[Archie]

whatever happened to Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell?

 

[betplom]

My impression was he stiffed someone and kinda slunk off in shame. I could be wrong about that.

Your saying you suspect he is connected to WSEX?

 

[Archie]

whatever happened to Lisa Turtle from Saved by the Bell?

I mean that girl knew how to dress. and she had a decent bum

 

[betplom]

I mean that girl knew how to dress. and she had a decent bum

I wonder if she shats like a bunny.