What are you doing for Christmas?

[Matty]

We're gonna be breastfeeding.

Formula? You should be ashamed.

jk

 

[PuckOff]

We're gonna be breastfeeding.

You should be ashamed, but make sure you try the tittie milk yourself.

 

[Matty]

make sure you try the tittie milk yourself.

 

[MrMonkey]

Working!

 

[reno cool]

foking hippy entrepreneurs. aint that something?

 

[Matty]

reno it's totally a thing. Anti-establishment types be establishing their own, pretending to be against the machine but asking $800 to sit on a chair next to your pregnant woman.

Hippies in large urban centres prey on people with real jobs.

They got it figured out real good under that innocent-looking plaid.

 

[reno cool]

I remember Mrs.X had a friend who did somekind of thing like that. She was gonna call it Womb Service.

 

[Matty]

Of course.

 

[MrMonkey]

Wish I could make it home one year for a Christmas dinner! My day is coming!

 

[Matty]

Where's home MrM and why aren't you going?

 

[MrMonkey]

NJ of course and certain days off but Christmas day hasn't cycled over yet for me to be off! Probably couple more years till the calendar works in my favor!

 

[Matty]

Interesting.

 

[Blitty]

One thing I miss about the Euro countries is their small size and cheap train tickets. You can go really anywhere very cheaply.

On the contrary, flights are cheaper than trains in Europe.

 

[Matty]

Yeh. My bro would regularly board last-minute flights to neighbouring countries when he was living in Paris. Would cost between 5 and like 25 Euros.

Moving around in Canada is stupidly expensive.

 

[Blitty]

Hippies=modern day gypsies



Why didn't you guys breast feed, pucker?

 

[PuckOff]

My wife didn't want to. Too much of a hassle, tits get sore, breast feeding in public and she has a nice set of natural titties and she didn't want them to lose their shape and start drooping like an old jungle lady.

 

[Blitty]

If you want your kids to make the big show. Get them sucking on those titties!

Vital nutrients in there.

I heard Malkin was breast feeding till he was 4-5 years old..

 

[Matty]

she didn't want them to lose their shape and start drooping like an old jungle lady.

lol