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Plommer is going home to Toronto to be with family.

Just booked tickets on the train.

$88 round trip.

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As little as possible. Holidays confuse Alzheimers patients and cause distress. Last year was a disaster. Unless one or more of my siblings and families are visiting, I will probably ignore it for the most part.
 
Matty
The woman wants a doola but I don't want a fucking hippie in the room with me.
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Good fokin Lord!!! I have a co-worker who's wife insists on having a home delivery assisted by one of these mid-wives or whatever the fuck they are called. I don't get people. Seriously. Why insist on having a home delivery when you can ride 10 minutes to the best children's hospital east of Toronto and have a save, happy normal delivery surrounded by the best doctors around. Complications do arise so I see no reason why people want a home delivery or some doula in the room with them.

Go Pro!!!
 
yeah doula, sorry

my spelling is not up to new age bullshit standards

:facepalm:

This doula trend is just a bunch of bored housewives preying on the insecure pregnant women they used to be.

What a fucking sham.


Her - I just want you to meet them so you can decide if you wanna have someone in the room to help you.
Me - :dunno:

*meets doulas*

Me - Sweetie, I'm fine with the prenatal shit, but I draw the line here. These fucking hippie "entrepreneurs" can sit around and sing kumbaya all they want, they are not getting our money.
Her - Ok ok.
 
I'm staying home with wife and kids and no family members around. I LOVE IT!!!

Wife's sisters all fuck off to visit with their mother and me and my siblings are all estranged from each other so we basically have no company (family members) at our house. Every year we buy a shit load of food and lots of fresh, cold water, dirt cheap NS Lobster. Real Lobster. Not that warm water, southern shit that you get in Florida or the Caribbean.
 
Matty
yeah doula, sorry

my spelling is not up to new age bullshit standards

:facepalm:

This doula trend is just a bunch of bored housewives preying on the insecure pregnant women they used to be.

What a fucking sham.
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I recently found video of my first son after he was born. The little fucker cried for 2 hours straight because he was likely looking for my wife's tit to suck on. The nurse wouldn't give us a bottle. I have it all on video. We had to explain to her that my wife had no interest in breast feeding. CUNTS. I should sue them for emotional distress they caused us and our son.

Matty, if your wife doesn't want to breast feed then don't let the hospital talk you into it. They tried to make my wife feel guilty about using a bottle.
 
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