Well Since Razor Has Been Banned

[stevek173]

Probably with many posters waiting for him to show up at various locations.

 

[Oksana]

Where do I stand in comparison to my cock?

Number 5 and barely alive.

Need more roomie lust and Matty Rain's Video Hits please.

 

[Matty]

Roomie lust is at an all-time high. Almost sent her an embarrassing email this morning, I was saved by Fiveteamer and another buddy who psychoanalyzed my shit.

I'm a mess. Planning to talk to her this week.

Oksana do you like the accordion?

 

[betplom]

You guys still stuck on the "Casper is Razor" thing eh?

It has been proven many times that Casper is not Razor.

Let it die already.

 

[Matty]

Plommeur this is a thread about me, my cock and my roommate. Calm down.

 

[fiveteamer]

I'm against the whole courting of the roommate thing.

What is the best case scenario here?

 

[Matty]

I had high hopes when she started seeing AsianMike, I woulda been able to completely eliminate her as a potential mate. AsianMike turned out to be a big letdown.

Need to stop going out with her friends.

Good luck with your monetary claim Rasper.

 

[wal66]

I'm against the whole courting of the roommate thing.

What is the best case scenario here?

Best case scenario, Matty and roommate have lots of semi-awkward sex.
Worst case scenario, awkward, introverted babies and a fat cat who reverts back to a less than healthy diet.

 

[Matty]

You know what, that is a valid point. I need a girl with no mood disorders running in the family.

I'm a hopeless romantic.

What's awkward sex?

 

[wal66]

What's awkward sex?

EDIT:

Reason : Utter failure.

 

[Matty]

I don't do that Second Life shit, Wakky Balls Sixty-Six. And my cock ain't too shy when it gets going, I don't mind telling ya.

 

[vagabond]

This ?

 

[FreeFall]

is it bad that I have no idea what or who you guys are talking about?

This thread just seems like RBS to me.

 

[Matty]

Seems pretty self-explanatory. Try reading again.

Thread Legend
Matty's roommate = Matty's roommate
Jason = Casper's roommate = Razor = Casper = Rasper

 

[Cougar Bait]

Seems pretty self-explanatory. Try reading again.

Thread Legend
Matty's roommate = Matty's roommate
Jason = Casper's roommate = Razor = Casper = Rasper

Pro shit

5 stars

Finally a thread worth reading

Been slow here lately

 

[stevek173]

This ?

Poor guy

 

[Mudcat]

is it bad that I have no idea what or who you guys are talking about?

This thread just seems like RBS to me.

That's going to happen Freefall. You're averaging less than a post a day and with that low level of attention it's natural there is going to be stuff where, if you just jump in the middle of it, you won't know every detail of what's going on.

I have 8 zillion posts and I don't always know what's going on.

The main thing to know with this thread is that Matty has had a thing percolating with his female roommate for quite awhile. The big question is: are they going to pour it in a cup with cream and sugar and stir it up - if you get my drift - and I think you do.

:weeeeeeeeeeeeeee:

 

[vagabond]

is it bad that I have no idea what or who you guys are talking about?

It's all part of Game Live : Theatre of the Absurd of the forum-world.