i did not drink at my wedding.
i wasnt planning on it anyway, but i was very ill, and one sip of champagne told me not to take another.
so about half of mrs duritos family didnt come, that were confirmed (which cost me about $3,000 but whatever)
so anyway, i went with my father to buy the booze the day before hand -- with instructions that they will only drink arguardiente which is a colombian liquor (translates as firewater) tastes ok, leaves massive hangover, i havent touched it in years. so dad has one bottle of whisket, one tequilla (for mrs durito), 8 bottles of wine and 6 of champagne (my father is nuts) ---- all for our table which is dad, mom, two aunts and one cousin -- so we get like 10 bottles of guaro, but mrs durito texts me that we should get less than planned, was gonna get like 15, because now even less people are coming. so we only get 8. and half the people that show up arent drinking or are 12 years old. i didnt notice hardly anyone drinking the shit either, yet when it was time to go it was all gone.... and suegra glorida was stumbling around like a fucking nut. stole my backpack (well not stole, moved so it wouldnt get stolen in her mind but just served to filp me out)
i think this all had a point to it, but i dont see it anymore but i might as well post it since i wrote it