Some of the people posted on that site look pretty interesting. I wouldn't mind spending a bit of time hanging out with them and would probably get a few stories out of it.
Oh, I mean to say - Look how awful they are in comparison to me LOL! How can they dress like that, not that I care about my appearance, that would be so shallow! I just like you know want to keep myself out there looking good for the right person. Oops that's me, hold on one sec, yes that's the new iphone, sorry I really need to get this. It's just my friend Kevin who works in entertainment and meets all these cool celebrities. Another party tonight Kev, uggg I'm so tired since I've been going to so many lately but I'll try to make it there if I remember. Oh right you're still here. Just hold up one sec, I'm just a little parched so I'll pour myself a glass of this expensive wine. You have to air it you know? I know it's good because it's of limited vintage and french. What does it say? I thought everyone learned some French in school, but i guess not. I learned mine in Paris,you should really try to go some day. I just love wine but you know I don't have a problem or anything it just really relaxes me.
So where was I? No, really I'm really a deep person you know and don't bother myself with judgement. It brings negativity into my life and I'm actually really deeply artistic so it doesn't help my muse. Have you heard this new indie artist? I'de be surprised if you did, all their songs really express my artistic personality. I also dabble in painting. Did I mention that I was actually exhibited by my friend Amy who runs an art gallery in the city? Yeah I met her one day while drinking some organic free trade coffee at this little place. I was reading Proust at the time and she had the same copy only a lot more recent!
She thought I was a famous model at first and wanted to make sure so she came over. We really hit it off and chatted for a bit and we browsed my ipad with virgin moleskin cover to find out who which one I looked like. She was surprised by all the pictures I happened have on there of all my journeys in many countries. So what was I saying? Oh yeah i'm really spiritual sort of like take the best from all religion all peace and love, i don't need judgement or anything. So yeah we were browsing some hand made jewelery on etsy to express ourselves artistically and somehow we ended up on that site. LOL can you believe these people they all look like sheep acting the same way. I guess they shop there because they are poor and it's really sad but they are gross!
