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roguejuror

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l7ustin
so i just watched a thief get lit on fire for stealing potatoes. reminds me of a callmy company once ran on a black chick. she was a system abuser that everyone knew and a HUGH bitch. she called alllllll the fukkkkkking time for stupid ass shit and used the ambulance as a free way to get around the city when she did not want to wait on the bus or pay for it. she used to just be bitchy to everyone and go off on people for objecting to her personality or talking shit about how she was wasting our time. one day she was talkin shit to the wrong guy on the wrong side of town and he beat the shit out of her, tied her up in a sack lite her on fire and threw her out of a moving car. unlucky for her, it did not kill her. just severely burned her body and face and made her very hard to look at. could not have happened to a nicer lady.
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Archie
what are your thoughts on the latest training for CPR for common folk?

just chest compressions?
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I would just do compressions if I was off duty and witnessed an arrest. Its by far more important than breathing and I can't get nasty diseases. We have bag valve masks at work so its not a risk. Chest compressions save lives if more people witnessed arrests and started compressions survival rates would be very high... Witnessed arrests are not all that common though....
 
Ok let's see. There is this obese bilateral below knee amputee that also is a frequent flier ambulance abuser in her late 40s but looks like early 60s due to years of homelessness. She loves to get drunk and cruise the town in her motorized chair until the battery dies than call 911 for a ride to the hospital. Being a vagrant she has difficulty obtaining cash for her 40 oz beers so she uses her vagina to trade. She has a certain spot in the city she goes to when she wants to be a hooker. She motorized to her favorite hooker spot and waited and before too long a.white van pulled up. They invited her inside for negotiations. It was 4 African American guys. They asked how much to Fuck her and she said $20. They told her that her pussy was only worth $10 and they weren't paying a penny more. She agreed and said ok $10 each. They explained to her it would be $10 for all 4 of them. Eventually she agreed and the van pulled to a more private locatio
n. They each took a turn fucking her then they told her to get out. She told them to take her back to where they picked her up and pay her. This apparently upset them because they took her back to the location and threw her out of the van. They didn't pay her and they stole her chair ...
 
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