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Tomato is the expert on the draft
Every year a mock he will craft
The most accurate one on the internet
Picks he gives out? You can bet
He will not miss a single one
Allowing all of you to run
To the cashing window, theoretically
Screaming "WOW!" not letting it be hyperbole
He promised a 30-0 type of day
So on these props you will lay
Your life savings knowing it will double
Tomato envisions that the only trouble
One will get in is withdrawing from these books
After you win they will give you looks
Like "WTF how does a fruit know so much?
Knowing that Berry would go 5th and such?"
Tomato has been making bank for years
While idiots copying Jazette props are left in tears
The books you will take down today!
BetOnline ($500 limits)
Skybook ($500 limits)
BetVegasVic ($500 limits)
TheGreek ($200 limits)
Bodog ($110 limits and LIVE BETTING)
Sportsbook.com group ($100 limits and LIVE BETTING)
5Dimes ($100 limits)
Youwager ($100 limits)
BetEd ($50 limits)
Number of Quarter Backs taken in Round One
PLAY OVER 2 (-700)
Money is better put elsewhere. There will be 2 taken (Bradford and Clausen). Someone might trade up and snatch someone late. Tomato doubts it.
Number of Running Backs taken in Round One
PLAY OVER 1.5 (-400)
Spiller and Matthews will both be long gone. Easy money.
Number of Wide Receivers+Tight Ends taken in Round One
PLAY OVER 2.5 (-170)
Demaryius Thomas, Dez Bryant, Jermaine Gresham should all go 1st round. All the mocks have them off by 27.
Number of Offensive Linemen taken in Round One
PLAY UNDER 7.5 (-130)
Christmas came early.
Number of Defensive Tackles taken in Round One
PLAY UNDER 4.5 (-200)
There are 3 sure-fire locks in Suh, McCoy, and Williams. Odrick will fit at the end of the first. I don't see anyone else.
Number of Defensive Ends taken in Round One
PLAY UNDER 4 (+190)
MAKE SURE YOU BET THIS AT THE GREEK. They fucked up and listed "ESPN.com" as the determining position when everyone else has NFL.com. The difference being, Jerry Hughes is an OLB on ESPN while NFL has him at DE. This prop was made with him being a DE. There will be 4 off the board in the first round - Jason Pierre Paul, Jerry Hughes, Brandon Graham, and Derrick Morgan.
Jimmy Clausen - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 9.5 (-135)
He might go #30 to Minnesota. Only one mock has him in the top 10 (idiot Mel Kiper)
Eric Berry - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY UNDER 6.5 (-210)
Free money. Not a chance he goes past #6. Will go #5 or #6.
THE TRENT WILLIAMS - RUSSELL OKUNG SITUATION
Alright. There's big time rumors that Trent Williams is Washington's guy at #4. Tomato is buying them. Every draft has Okung going #4 except for a few experts who Tomato trusts. There are several ways to get money down on this. The best one involves going to 5Dimes, BetVegasVic, Sportsbook.com group and taking Trent Williams over Russell Okung for +400. Bodog has Trent Williams as the #4 pick at 4-1. So get $800 down on 4-1 at these 5 shops. Then, go to BetVegasVic, Youwager, 5Dimes, Sportsbook, BetOnline and take Trent Williams UNDER 5.5 for +140. Then go to BetOnline and BetVegasVic and take Trent Williams Top 4 pick for +100.
Bruce Campbell - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 8.5 (-400)
LMAO dude isn't even a first round pick. Might not even go 2nd round.
Dez Bryant - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 11.5 (-200)
LOL He'll go in the 20s. The number is what it is because there was a rumor Denver wants him. They don't.
Joe Haden - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 11.5 (-170)
The only chance he goes before 12 is if Cleveland decides to take the reach of a century for him at #7. He's a mid first rounder, not a top 10 talent.
CJ Spiller - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
DONT PLAY. Over/under is set at 14.5. Odds are what they should be.
Bryan Bulaga - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 6.5 (-170)
LMAO. No way this dude goes in the top 6. He's a mid first round talent.
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st SUH or MCCOY?
PLAY SUH (-700)
He's going #2.
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st HADEN or E THOMAS?
DONT PLAY. One of the few props they have appropriate probabilities on.
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st G TATE or D THOMAS?
PLAY D THOMAS (-400)
Thomas is a first rounder and potential top 15 pick. Not one Mock has Tate in the 1st.
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st OKUNG or BULAGA
PLAY OKUNG (-1200)
LOL
Sean Weatherspoon - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
DONT PLAY. End of the first round is always a crapshoot and while he's seemingly a 1st round pick, it's not wise to lay -350 on it.
Golden Tate - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
PLAY NO (-330)
Tomato hasn't even heard rumors about him in the first.
Brian Price - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
PLAY NO (-115)
All the value is out of this prop. They had the NO at +350 earlier. LOL. End of first round player = crapshoot.
Demaryius Thomas - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
PLAY YES (-220)
Value is out of this prop. Tomato got in earlier at +170. Everyone has him in the 1st
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st A. DAVIS OR BULAGA
PLAY A DAVIS (+240)
Um, he's going ahead of Bulaga in every mock, and you make him +240!?!?!? Pound bitches!
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st D MORGAN or J PIERRE-PAUL
PLAY D MORGAN (-300)
#1 rated DE, laying the probability here, every mock has him ahead of PIERRE-PAUL
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st M JOHNSON or Z BEADLES
PLAY BEADLES (-140)
LMAO FREEEEEEEEEE MONEY
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st B GRAHAM or E GRIFFEN
PLAY B GRAHAM (-300)
Graham = legit 1st rounder. Griffen = 2nd round joke
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st ODRICK or B PRICE
PLAY ODRICK (-220)
Odrick is a first round pick and a higher rated player
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st SHARPTON or ANGERER
PASS
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st HUGHES or NORWOOD
PLAY HUGHES -320
FREEEEEEEE MONEY!!! Top 25 pick vs 3rd round pick
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st K JACKSON or MCCOURTY
PASS
Tim Tebow - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
PLAY NO (-200)
LMAO What a joke.
BRYAN BULAGA 10TH PICK OR HIGHER +400
Only one mock has him in the top 10 and it's by the least credible "expert" on the web (McShay)
DEZ BRYANT 17TH PICK OR HIGHER (-150)
Only one mock has him in the top 17. I don't see it happening.
RUSSELL OKUNG 6TH PICK +400
If he doesn't go 4, he will 100% go #5 or #6. 6 being the likely landing spot
ERIC BERRY 5TH PICK +100
Everyone has Berry going 5th except Nolan Nawrocki who thinks the Chiefs would take Okung over him. I don't see it.
Tomato is tired and has errands to run. Will be back later.
Every year a mock he will craft
The most accurate one on the internet
Picks he gives out? You can bet
He will not miss a single one
Allowing all of you to run
To the cashing window, theoretically
Screaming "WOW!" not letting it be hyperbole
He promised a 30-0 type of day
So on these props you will lay
Your life savings knowing it will double
Tomato envisions that the only trouble
One will get in is withdrawing from these books
After you win they will give you looks
Like "WTF how does a fruit know so much?
Knowing that Berry would go 5th and such?"
Tomato has been making bank for years
While idiots copying Jazette props are left in tears
The books you will take down today!
BetOnline ($500 limits)
Skybook ($500 limits)
BetVegasVic ($500 limits)
TheGreek ($200 limits)
Bodog ($110 limits and LIVE BETTING)
Sportsbook.com group ($100 limits and LIVE BETTING)
5Dimes ($100 limits)
Youwager ($100 limits)
BetEd ($50 limits)
Number of Quarter Backs taken in Round One
PLAY OVER 2 (-700)
Money is better put elsewhere. There will be 2 taken (Bradford and Clausen). Someone might trade up and snatch someone late. Tomato doubts it.
Number of Running Backs taken in Round One
PLAY OVER 1.5 (-400)
Spiller and Matthews will both be long gone. Easy money.
Number of Wide Receivers+Tight Ends taken in Round One
PLAY OVER 2.5 (-170)
Demaryius Thomas, Dez Bryant, Jermaine Gresham should all go 1st round. All the mocks have them off by 27.
Number of Offensive Linemen taken in Round One
PLAY UNDER 7.5 (-130)
Christmas came early.
Number of Defensive Tackles taken in Round One
PLAY UNDER 4.5 (-200)
There are 3 sure-fire locks in Suh, McCoy, and Williams. Odrick will fit at the end of the first. I don't see anyone else.
Number of Defensive Ends taken in Round One
PLAY UNDER 4 (+190)
MAKE SURE YOU BET THIS AT THE GREEK. They fucked up and listed "ESPN.com" as the determining position when everyone else has NFL.com. The difference being, Jerry Hughes is an OLB on ESPN while NFL has him at DE. This prop was made with him being a DE. There will be 4 off the board in the first round - Jason Pierre Paul, Jerry Hughes, Brandon Graham, and Derrick Morgan.
Jimmy Clausen - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 9.5 (-135)
He might go #30 to Minnesota. Only one mock has him in the top 10 (idiot Mel Kiper)
Eric Berry - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY UNDER 6.5 (-210)
Free money. Not a chance he goes past #6. Will go #5 or #6.
THE TRENT WILLIAMS - RUSSELL OKUNG SITUATION
Alright. There's big time rumors that Trent Williams is Washington's guy at #4. Tomato is buying them. Every draft has Okung going #4 except for a few experts who Tomato trusts. There are several ways to get money down on this. The best one involves going to 5Dimes, BetVegasVic, Sportsbook.com group and taking Trent Williams over Russell Okung for +400. Bodog has Trent Williams as the #4 pick at 4-1. So get $800 down on 4-1 at these 5 shops. Then, go to BetVegasVic, Youwager, 5Dimes, Sportsbook, BetOnline and take Trent Williams UNDER 5.5 for +140. Then go to BetOnline and BetVegasVic and take Trent Williams Top 4 pick for +100.
Bruce Campbell - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 8.5 (-400)
LMAO dude isn't even a first round pick. Might not even go 2nd round.
Dez Bryant - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 11.5 (-200)
LOL He'll go in the 20s. The number is what it is because there was a rumor Denver wants him. They don't.
Joe Haden - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 11.5 (-170)
The only chance he goes before 12 is if Cleveland decides to take the reach of a century for him at #7. He's a mid first rounder, not a top 10 talent.
CJ Spiller - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
DONT PLAY. Over/under is set at 14.5. Odds are what they should be.
Bryan Bulaga - What Will his Draft Pick Position Be
PLAY OVER 6.5 (-170)
LMAO. No way this dude goes in the top 6. He's a mid first round talent.
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st SUH or MCCOY?
PLAY SUH (-700)
He's going #2.
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st HADEN or E THOMAS?
DONT PLAY. One of the few props they have appropriate probabilities on.
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st G TATE or D THOMAS?
PLAY D THOMAS (-400)
Thomas is a first rounder and potential top 15 pick. Not one Mock has Tate in the 1st.
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st OKUNG or BULAGA
PLAY OKUNG (-1200)
LOL
Sean Weatherspoon - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
DONT PLAY. End of the first round is always a crapshoot and while he's seemingly a 1st round pick, it's not wise to lay -350 on it.
Golden Tate - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
PLAY NO (-330)
Tomato hasn't even heard rumors about him in the first.
Brian Price - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
PLAY NO (-115)
All the value is out of this prop. They had the NO at +350 earlier. LOL. End of first round player = crapshoot.
Demaryius Thomas - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
PLAY YES (-220)
Value is out of this prop. Tomato got in earlier at +170. Everyone has him in the 1st
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st A. DAVIS OR BULAGA
PLAY A DAVIS (+240)
Um, he's going ahead of Bulaga in every mock, and you make him +240!?!?!? Pound bitches!
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st D MORGAN or J PIERRE-PAUL
PLAY D MORGAN (-300)
#1 rated DE, laying the probability here, every mock has him ahead of PIERRE-PAUL
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st M JOHNSON or Z BEADLES
PLAY BEADLES (-140)
LMAO FREEEEEEEEEE MONEY
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st B GRAHAM or E GRIFFEN
PLAY B GRAHAM (-300)
Graham = legit 1st rounder. Griffen = 2nd round joke
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st ODRICK or B PRICE
PLAY ODRICK (-220)
Odrick is a first round pick and a higher rated player
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st SHARPTON or ANGERER
PASS
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st HUGHES or NORWOOD
PLAY HUGHES -320
FREEEEEEEE MONEY!!! Top 25 pick vs 3rd round pick
Which Player Will Get Drafted 1st K JACKSON or MCCOURTY
PASS
Tim Tebow - Will he be Selected in the 1st Round
PLAY NO (-200)
LMAO What a joke.
BRYAN BULAGA 10TH PICK OR HIGHER +400
Only one mock has him in the top 10 and it's by the least credible "expert" on the web (McShay)
DEZ BRYANT 17TH PICK OR HIGHER (-150)
Only one mock has him in the top 17. I don't see it happening.
RUSSELL OKUNG 6TH PICK +400
If he doesn't go 4, he will 100% go #5 or #6. 6 being the likely landing spot
ERIC BERRY 5TH PICK +100
Everyone has Berry going 5th except Nolan Nawrocki who thinks the Chiefs would take Okung over him. I don't see it.
Tomato is tired and has errands to run. Will be back later.
