Today's New York Post

[CASPERWAIT$]

I don't have moobs. I am actually in the gym regularly. I also party regularly, so it balances out.

 

[Matty]

I have moobs.

 

[Teela]

Casper looks as though he has lost some weight since the last time I saw him.

 

[Saulty]

I weighed myself last night at Dante's restaurant. I am at 16 stones right now. And I have no moobs thanks to bench pressing and Mediterranean genes.

 

[MrMonkey]

She does look a lot better in that photo! You must have brought out the best in her! Good try, at least you had a good time! Sometimes love starts out as friendship!

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

She does look a lot better in that photo! You must have brought out the best in her! Good try, at least you had a good time! Sometimes love starts out as friendship!

Thanks Monkey.
I am actually happy where I am at romantically. She was a very nice woman.

 

[MrMonkey]

No problem! I sense Teela regrets some missed fun that could have been had!

 

[Matty]

No problem! I sense Teela regrets some missed fun that could have been had!

Regrets ooze out of her posts. Casper you win again.

 

[Matty]

No problem! I sense Teela regrets some missed fun that could have been had!

Regrets ooze out of her posts. Casper you win again.

 

[roguejuror]

Yap.

 

[Teela]

Yes, I'm oozing.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Three things I am sure of. The sun sets in the west. James Gandolfini liked fried food and Teela's only regret concerning me was listening to my bullshit as long as she did.

It's all good. We live and learn.

 

[MrMonkey]

Your the counselor my dear, go to the bathroom mirror and work out your denial issues!

When finished with that and able to resume your life, two pieces of advance to avoid present relationship issues:

1) Don't scream out Casper when doing the wild thing, no matter how good it is!

2) If a boy, scratch off Casper as the kid's name!

Your good to go! Luv ya!

 

[MrMonkey]

Casper, doing the wrong things at times over the course of my life and not wanting others to follow my path and wanting them to do the right thing, I have to say you really have come a long way in your attitude in life!

Now focus on completing your journey as a winner and pay off your debts!

 

[Teela]

I don't have any regrets in my life.

 

[MrMonkey]

I don't have any regrets in my life.

Don't want regret years from now not asking you this one final question regarding your above statement, what bout packaging up the animals as food after the time you spent with them as a pet?

When you hear this sound, do you ever cringe?

[video]http://www.sounddogs.com/sound-effects/36/mp3/301593_SOUNDDOGS__co.mp3[/video]

 

[roguejuror]

Don't want regret years from now not asking you this one final question regarding your above statement, what bout packaging up the animals as food after the time you spent with them as a pet?

When you hear this sound, do you ever cringe?

[video]http://www.sounddogs.com/sound-effects/36/mp3/301593_SOUNDDOGS__co.mp3[/video]

mister monkey I usually understand you but you lost me with this one lol

talking about eating dogs?

 

[MrMonkey]

RJ, I thought I copied a cow moo sound? It's not a dog sound, right?