the weekend thread

[betplom]

plommy Are never wrote you back?

I dunno, my address has changed so many times and my mail hasn't been forwarded.

I doubt it though.

She isn't difficult to locate, my contacts in Holguin know her address.

I can find her easily enough.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

that Chris is the man

Thank you very much.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

spent last night at horseshoe in tunica...longest stretch without gambooooling new record...didnt place a wager...fun bday party for a new broad im hanging out with a bit...if someone wants to see a pic, ill send it to them and they can post...dunno why i cant post pics from the phone ...

no sex, she got too wasted...just some tomfoolery happenings

oh wait, blitty has the pic, he can post if he gets on tonight

did she at least give you a sloppy blow job?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

she pulled the ole "suck till im about to cum then jacked me off on her tits" move... it didnt bother me...she has nice tatties

oh that is a great move! guess thats is a yes to my BJ question

 

[CaliGirlNY]

The highlight of my weekend was reading this thread.

You in duct tape getting smacked around is a fantasy for most of us on here I suspect.

duct tape and bondage tape are two completely different things. bondage tape is just fun, not sticky, easy to rip. its kind of a joke. but makes for a fun amount of giggles and pleasure.

 

[Virtuoso]

great thread

 

[stevek173]

This did get pretty damn good actually

 

[CaliGirlNY]

stevies what did you do this weekend?

 

[tullamore]

I worked, life sucks I cant wait to be unemployed in 3 weeks.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

what happens in 3 weeks?

 

[stevek173]

Cali I was going to see this girl but at my job we sent out thousands of mailers so I fielded calls from them and worked most of the weekend. The mailers were a great idea. So I worked by day and drank beer by night. I had some nice chinese food. Mini mart girl got fiesty and we got into a little bit of a hormonal argument which was entertaining.

Then she did blow off of my ass.

 

[rito]

i didnt work, i didnt have sex, but i did get some sort of terrible sore throat

 

[Archie]

wow, more details about the fiesty argument?

was it bacon flip related?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

Cali I was going to see this girl but at my job we sent out thousands of mailers so I fielded calls from them and worked most of the weekend. The mailers were a great idea. So I worked by day and drank beer by night. I had some nice chinese food. Mini mart girl got fiesty and we got into a little bit of a hormonal argument which was entertaining.

Then she did blow off of my ass.

hot.

 

[CaliGirlNY]

i didnt work, i didnt have sex, but i did get some sort of terrible sore throat

you're still basically a newly wed right?

 

[stevek173]

wow, more details about the fiesty argument?

was it bacon flip related?

She was in her street clothes Archie. I was very hungover and not that happy to be alive and she spotted weakness and wend in for the kill in front of some newer employees.

It went something like this:

Me: Hey
Her: Whatever
Me: What the fuck with the attitude I'm hungover as shit and I didn't do a thing to you
Her: I'm not hungover
Me: I didn't say you I said me. I wouldn't give a fuck if you were hungover
Her: Well I don't give a shit that you're hungover, are you always hungover
Me: Not when I'm drunk
Me: What are you doing here anyway
Her: Hangin out
Me: So you mean loitering
Me: I told Deb she's my new favorite. She gets the big tips now not you.
Her: Oh wow. Whooped dee fucking doo.
Me: See that, you were my favorite, and you lost it.
her: Whatever.
Me: See ya.
Her: See ya.

Fucking crazy, I know. Deb does better bacon than her.

 

[roguejuror]

Is Deb hot? Married? Kids?

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Same shitty job. Same shitty relationship. Doing so much to change it.

When can we expect the next "Feel sorry for me" thread? Soon, I'm sure.