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1. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

2. It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

3. It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

4. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

5. It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

6. It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

7. Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

8. It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

9. You can ride your horse in the saloon.

10. Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.
 
1. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

2. It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

3. It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

4. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

5. It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.
so shotgunning or chugging beer is illegal?

6. It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

7. Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

8. It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.
wtf........
9. You can ride your horse in the saloon.

10. Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

screw texas
 
1. It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

2. It is illegal to milk another person's cow.

3. It is illegal to dust any public building with a feather duster.

4. It is illegal to sell Limburger cheese on Sunday.

5. It is illegal to take more than three swallows of beer while standing.

6. It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts.

7. Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator.

8. It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

9. You can ride your horse in the saloon.

10. Owners of horses may not ride them at night without tail lights.

this one is actually not dumb, some people around like to ride at night

the other night I went pass one, I never saw it