Tending Bar At A Wedding

[CASPERWAIT$]

I have a profile on a website that hooks me up with freelance Bartending gigs.

Today I am tending bar (beer and wine only) at a wedding.

Weddings are a HOTBED of available trim.
Tending bar at one, you are gasoline to that hotbed.

If I had to think of the 5 easiest places to get laid/hookup/get digits (without paying)

1. Wedding
2. Bar
3. Library (yes)
4. Chuck-E-Cheese
5. Supermarket

 

[bacon]

gl man expect a good story and pics if you can get them without getting the boot

 

[IAG]

GL CW Just make sure it's not the youth fiction section at the library.

 

[Teela]

I see no way that this could go wrong.

 

[betplom]

Casper how many hotties have you banged in the family washroom of the local Chuck e Cheeses?

 

[PuckOff]

I see no way that this could go wrong.

Well Casper is bartending, right!!!

 

[IAG]

Well Casper is bartending, right!!!

I think that is what she was saying.



Vibrator!~

 

[betplom]

I think that is what she was saying.



Vibrator!~

Pucky is no Jedi when it comes to detecting the obvious.

:

 

[PuckOff]

which is???

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

It was a fun wedding. 100 people...60 girls...40 old enough to hit on...10 worthy hitting on.

I hit on one. Cute latina.

The group didn't tip all that well, but it wasn't really hard work.

All in all, a worthwhile time.

 

[simpleandy]

So you didn't get any huh.......

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I did not get laid at the wedding. I have a date for Tuesday but that's it.

I came home alone.

The End

 

[roguejuror]

!!!!

 

[PuckOff]

The group didn't tip all that well, but it wasn't really hard work.

Aren't Americans known to be horrible tippers?

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

Aren't Americans known to be horrible tippers?

No.

Here is the Top 5 List of Bad Tippers (As of June 2014)

1. Indians (Not the feathered headdress ones but the Abu ones)
2. African Americans
3. Mexicans
4. Anyone Over 70
5. Asians (although they are getting better).

Germans used to be high on this list, but over the last couple of years they have gotten the memo.
Canadians run very hot and cold. I dig em.

 

[FairWarning]

Aren't Americans known to be horrible tippers?

Quite the opposite.

 

[PuckOff]

No.

Here is the Top 5 List of Bad Tippers (As of June 2014)

1. Indians (Not the feathered headdress ones but the Abu ones)
2. African Americans
3. Mexicans
4. Anyone Over 70
5. Asians (although they are getting better).

Germans used to be high on this list, but over the last couple of years they have gotten the memo.
Canadians run very hot and cold. I dig em.

Uuuuuuummmm, aren't African Americans, American?

 

[Boner_18]

I think he means blacks.