Sweet Tea

[Devilwoman]

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and Blue.

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp."

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes
home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and
is a sleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and
reborn.

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea!
Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I
Swished And swished, and he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

 

[Mrs. X]

In the spirit of *sigh* friendship:

What's the first thing a woman should do when she get's home from the battered women's shelter?

The dishes if she knows whats good for her



Why do women wear make up and perfume?

Because their ugly and they stink


*Thanks, I'll be here all week*

 

[roguejuror]

 

[Archie]

haha I like it, can't wait to tell my gf

 

[Fu Manchu]