Steve K New poker thread

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Alright.

We had $13.02 in today's survey money. We played low stakes Omaha, and came out at $42.49, for a gain of $29.47. We subtract yesterday's losses of $13.48, and between yesterday and today we're up $15.99 since our return.

Not too shabby for penny poker, imo.

Word.
 
Got too excited, played too hard and lost all of in except $25 that's tied up in banking stuff, so back to surveys.

Honestly I played pretty well, but went too hard on draws. They mostly didn't have much BUT THEY DID HAVE DRAWS BEAT.So, if they call once, THEYRE CALLING AGAIN.
 
Almost at ten bucks w surveys so almost deposit time.

Stars did toss me a free $10 sit and go ticket, and that's kind of a big deal to me. I will use it for a heads up game so as to have the best shot at real money for me. I will be very careful about when I play that, that's likely going to be a very high level opp.

I will warm up w 1 and 2 cent Omaha cash, and when I feel on point I'll play that and then .2/.5 4-10 dollar buy in, which I view as my bread butter (or at least I want it to be).

I probably should be playing 1 2 cent 2 dollar buy in full time, but that's just not enough money for me....so let's see what we can do, crew.

I still think I'm that good. Is it fatal ego, or can it be done right w the way I play?
 
"What'd you do yesterday?"
"Did surveys, deposited profits on online poker and lost"
"What'd you do the day before?"
"Same thing"
"NOICE"

Lol.

We still up like $4 though, Wells took $5 out of the $30 so....we'll call it up $4 PLUS the ticket.I feel good about tonight.

Let's make $35 profit the goal IN ADDITION to survey profits (which I think God for - I also get an extra $5 from them in 2 days for being a survey BALLA (lol)).

Then hopefully tickle torture porn. Sigh, it's my favorite. Everyone is just so happy.

WORK---->REWARD
🐕 🐈 😻 🐈‍⬛ 😺

GO!!!!!!!!
 
Is it so bad for tickle torture porn to be your favorite? I say absolutely not as long as there all into it of course.

No rape stuff for steves, I'd kill a rapist on site, real shit.

But me and my gfs getting a little naughty with some tickling, light bondage, etc.?

Oh, fuk yah.

Let's slip out of reality for a good bit in the most beautiful way possible, mi amor.

If you want to, of course.

:bowdown:
 
Stevie, two things.

1. You shouldn't play a HU with your $10 ticket. HU is a specialty game that you aren't a specialist in. Play a SNG instead. Hyper-Turbo if you want to increase variance / decrease edge opponents might have.

2. Why not save your survey money and give poker a break until you have a bit more stability in your life? Poker isn't going anywhere. Might be worth prioritizing food/shelter/utilities before gambling. You can always come back to it later.
 
1) That was about maximizing roi. $10 really matters to me right now. He squashed me but I caught, caught again and again and won.

2) I think my low stakes plo game is THAT GOOD, I really do. Also, while I'm sitting around w the virus, I ain't ain't shit else to do. Roll is now at $84.85, we are up $49.59 on the evening.

#chestpound
 
Meh.

We finish at $38.50, still up a few bucks on the evening. Super annoying since I was over $80, but whatever. My style is super aggro so it's easy to crash and burn chasing all those draws.

That's enough for a tablet which was the goal and I refuse to go lower, so woo hoo - tablet for the win.

I will continue to survey it out during days and to only play with that money. Next we want a laptop with an i4 processor.

Let's see what we can do.
 
I get to $90, I get fucked in ring.

Rinse, wash, repeat.

Still have the $25 on the way, I will dedicate that and additional $10 to tablet and go from there.

You would not believe the fucking beats....so rigged...but they're the only ones who withdraw instantly so......


This is our lives. As I wait for my quarantine hotel room (hospital is quite comfy, no complaints).

Gamelive.com. We live on the wire.
 
Got a 2k depositors tourney today.

Let's see what we can do.
 
I pulled a $4.36 cash out of my rectum

You know what that is? That's a min buy in at $.15/$.30 plo. On the house.

I'll take it!

:pope:

Rectum?
Damn near killed him!!!!
 
Deposited $10 and up $.98.

Should be like $35 more, but last night was reqard the donks night. Actually down $3.98 in poker since I scored $4.98 in frog spins.

Reno -

I have a pending deposit bonus where if I deposit $50 I get 20 free Frog Spins. You can use my account for the spins you love so much BUT ONLY IF YOU DELIVER MAX PROFIT.
 
Finished 4-6 in $1 spin and gos yesterday to finish up $1.

Mental notes - mostly played great, but I've been overplaying the fuck out of AK because I've been like "it's $1 games, they suck".

They don't. It's 99% sharks, especially during daytime hours.

They give me this bonus each day where it's you play $1 in the casino (I do Blackjack) and you get a treasure chest. Sometimes it's small like for instance this morning I won $.80 on Reno cools favorite Frog Spins (estimated at $.20 each, so did well there actually).

Roll is at $11.78. We have to get our quantity in during drunkard hours.

Of note in approx 5 days when I get my devices back we can multitask poker and surveys MUCH more efficiently. They've given me $5 spin and go tickets before that I've won $20 with, so I still see chasing w the blackjack for a buck each time as worth it.
 
Lost $2 yesterday playing pretty much flawless poker, but just won $1.80 on the dollar a day blackjack bonus chase witch lead to diamond spins.

O'DOYAL RULES!!!!
 
Very Surveyjunkie oriented yesterday so only 2 games of poker. Played beautifully but went 0-2 -$2. We did win the $1.80 I'm blackjacl/diamond spins though, so we netted minus .20 on the day.

Today we are up a buck, our blackjack bonus chase was an easy play being dealt QQ vs the dealer busting. The resulting mystery chest is a dollar casino bonus. Impossible to clear. net from that will be zero but it'll be a fun little degen time killer between surveys.

If you play online poker and you read two plus two forum WHICH YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD IF YOU DO, they'll tell you that Stars pa treats you like crap w the bonuses - but they'll surprise you every once in awhile, just like they did w those $5 sng tox from the $1 tournies.
 
Busted out of the blackjack bonus, standard issue. Won 4 in a row, martingale, played multiple hands busted out quickly w dealer finishing me by hitting blackjack on my multiple decks.

Their goal? Get you to play that shit w your real money (the automated is Rigged, not the live dealer, imo).

Not happening. We remain up $1 from blackjack and +$.70 in surveys, which is good because normally I can't even think until about 2 pm.
 
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