Somewhat funny story about Eric Lindros being a dickhead

[bacon]

http://deadspin.com/a-funny-story-about-then-rookie-eric-lindros-being-a-hu-1606102002

"Hey, Eric. How are things going? How's your dad?" I asked.

The response: "[Bleep] you. Just drop the [bleeping] puck already."

 

[PuckOff]

I read that yesterday. No question Lindros was a tool back when he played. I'm sure he's grown up now, but his parents no doubt played a huge role in his douchebagery type of style. His father, a former accountant used to drive Clarke nuts. HE used to present his with spreadsheets with the times Eric played and against what player, shot totals etc. Kind of like how advanced hockey stats (Corsi and Fenwick) are being used today. This was back in the early 90's. Pretty fucking crazy.

Lindros was a total dominant force when he was young. That nasty habit that he developed as a kid of crossing the blue line with his head down completely did him in. I'm training the little pucker to stickhandle with his head up in my driveway just for that reason.

 

[PuckOff]

And speaking of dickheads, my buddy saw Brad Marchand drive into the Superstore (grocery chain) parking lot in his ferrari. What a tool!!!

 

[bacon]

This is the 1st I've heard about him being a dickhead but

Yeah I'm not surprised. Looks like Bill or Ted, I don't know which is which.

 

[Matty]

Dickheads in Ferraris also need to buy 2% milk to put in their Honey Nut Cheerios.

 

[PuckOff]

Why 2%, Machu?

 

[Saulty]

Most pro hockey players are dick heads. Too many hits to the head.

 

[Matty]

Homo milk is disgusting and 1% is like water.

2% milk. The choice of champions.

 

[PuckOff]

I use whole homo in my tea, but use non-homo skim in my cereal.

 

[Saulty]

Fresh squeezed goat milk is the best. I loved grandmas when I was a kid.

 

[Matty]

Skim milk is cloudy water.

 

[Mudcat]

His head does look quite a bit like a penis in the pic

 

[bacon]

He looks whacked the fuck out right there.

 

[betplom]

Lindros was a total dominant force when he was young. That nasty habit that he developed as a kid of crossing the blue line with his head down completely did him in. I'm training the little pucker to stickhandle with his head up in my driveway just for that reason.

A blueline on your driveway?

Only in Canada, eh?

 

[betplom]

Fresh squeezed goat milk is the best. I loved grandmas when I was a kid.

Grandma was a goat?

 

[reno cool]

http://deadspin.com/a-funny-story-about-then-rookie-eric-lindros-being-a-hu-1606102002

"Hey, Eric. How are things going? How's your dad?" I asked.

The response: "[Bleep] you. Just drop the [bleeping] puck already."

way to go Lindros. I totally sympathize. These foking refs trying to influence the game, or make light talk. Just shut the fuck up during the game and quit acting like your whims should be respected. go fuck yourself.

 

[Blitty]

I'll just put this here.

http://www.sportingnews.com/nhl/story/2014-07-18/tyler-seguin-golf-tee-jockstrap-crotch-dallas-stars-boston-bruins?eadid=SOC/FB/SNMain

 

[PuckOff]

A blueline on your driveway?

Only in Canada, eh?

I guess I now know why the people are looking at my driveway as they walk by.