Dude who was commenting on my groceries gave me a phone call the other day. What a sad sack. Dude is just one big bundle of droopy dawg mopies.
Just so inept and ineffectual. It was one long list of ways he was fucking up in life. With someone saying the stuff he was saying, the natural response would be, "Dude! Buck up! Pull up your bootstraps and get yourself together man!"
But I really don't think he has it in him. Like you could say that to him - and he would probably just say, "You're absolutely right. That's what I need to do." But then nothing would happen. Just a sad sack.
Another thing I recall him doing more than once: on seeing me for the first time in awhile, the first thing he says is, "Oh, did you do something different with your hair?"

:
I never do anything different with my hair. But even if I did - we're dudes. If you're going to acknowledge it, don't say it like
that.
Sad sack.