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Rogie do you shower after women pee on your face?

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I would not be a good candidate for pee-sex. I would definitely be looking for a shower - even if I only suspected I had leaned into the edge of some pee mist.

I would be all like, "Lemme just grab a quick shower just in case."

If someone started actually peeing on me I would be all like, "Hey! You're peeing on me! Stop it! Like, DON'T!"
 
Thngs I have learned. Mudcat does not want to be set on fire. Mudcat does not want people to look at his groceries. Mudcat does not want to be peed on.


I think those are all pretty reasonable requests.
 
Dude who was commenting on my groceries gave me a phone call the other day. What a sad sack. Dude is just one big bundle of droopy dawg mopies.

Just so inept and ineffectual. It was one long list of ways he was fucking up in life. With someone saying the stuff he was saying, the natural response would be, "Dude! Buck up! Pull up your bootstraps and get yourself together man!"

But I really don't think he has it in him. Like you could say that to him - and he would probably just say, "You're absolutely right. That's what I need to do." But then nothing would happen. Just a sad sack.

Another thing I recall him doing more than once: on seeing me for the first time in awhile, the first thing he says is, "Oh, did you do something different with your hair?"

:facepalm:

I never do anything different with my hair. But even if I did - we're dudes. If you're going to acknowledge it, don't say it like that.


Sad sack.
 
Dude who was commenting on my groceries gave me a phone call the other day. What a sad sack. Dude is just one big bundle of droopy dawg mopies.

Just so inept and ineffectual. It was one long list of ways he was fucking up in life. With someone saying the stuff he was saying, the natural response would be, "Dude! Buck up! Pull up your bootstraps and get yourself together man!"

But I really don't think he has it in him. Like you could say that to him - and he would probably just say, "You're absolutely right. That's what I need to do." But then nothing would happen. Just a sad sack.

Another thing I recall him doing more than once: on seeing me for the first time in awhile, the first thing he says is, "Oh, did you do something different with your hair?"

:facepalm:

I never do anything different with my hair. But even if I did - we're dudes. If you're going to acknowledge it, don't say it like that.


Sad sack.
I've forgotten...what exactly did he say about your groceries?
 
Another thing I recall him doing more than once: on seeing me for the first time in awhile, the first thing he says is, "Oh, did you do something different with your hair?"

:facepalm:

I never do anything different with my hair. But even if I did - we're dudes. If you're going to acknowledge it, don't say it like that.

Yes, I'm pretty sure I've never heard a man say that to a man.

Which brings up the question, what do you say to a man in that situation? I think "what'd you do you your hair?" would be decent. It's slightly aggressive and should get you the upper hand in the conversation.