Roger Ebert

[betplom]

I wonder if he is fucking Vanna White?

I wonder what he would look like with clown makeup on?

 

[kato]

he fucking scares me

 

[betplom]

he fucking scares me

Imagine how Vanna feels, she's fucking him!

I think it would be cool to see him dressed as a clown or mime.


I think he'd be perfect to play "The Joker" in a Batman film.

 

[Bread]

Imagine how Vanna feels, she's fucking him!

I think it would be cool to see him dressed as a clown or mime.


I think he'd be perfect to play "The Joker" in a Batman film.

I heard there's an opening for that position.

 

[betplom]

15k posts bread? R U fukjking kidding me?

PS: Stop stalking me.

 

[kato]

Imagine how Vanna feels, she's fucking him!

I think it would be cool to see him dressed as a clown or mime.


I think he'd be perfect to play "The Joker" in a Batman film.

i think he has to talk through a computer now, silent movies or mime is perfect for that piece of medical contribution

paging kevorkian

 

[Bread]

15k posts bread? R U fukjking kidding me?

PS: Stop stalking me.

Every single one of them a valuable asset to the drooling masses.

 

[Mudcat]

He don't look right.

I mean, there are a lot of people in this world where you could say, "He don't look right."

But Ebert really don't look right.

 

[reno cool]

he always smiling now.

 

[Matty]

He does look happy.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

I can't put my finger on it, but this thread seems wrong to me for some reason.

 

[Matty]

It's just plommer. We overlook his mocking hairless snatches, leathery 53yo's and cancer victims with no lower jaw.

I mean look at the guy.

 

[fiveteamer]

He wrote a cook book on how to cook food in a rice cooker.

Even though he's on a feeding tube, he wrote a cook book.

 

[MrMonkey]

IMO Roger Ebert has a slightly greater chance of banging Vanna than say your casual off the street Joe the bus driver!


Roger -130
Bus Driver +110

 

[betplom]

He don't look right.

Its the high collars he wears, looks funny.

 

[Fu Manchu]

A+ thread

 

[Cougar Bait]

I wonder what Ebert going down on Vanna White would look like

Or better yet him saying "You like that baby?!" in his new computer voice while doing it

That's a winner folks

 

[betplom]

Cougar, we share the same thought process, I take comfort in that.