random SPORTS thoughts

[bacon]

That wouldn't make any sense in response to what Muddy said.

Matty you talked about him about a year ago I think, have you gotten an update on how things are panning out?

 

[Mudcat]

Old Australian creepazoid asks Eugenie Bouchard to give us a twirl

 

[bacon]

she ain't no Kate

 

[Matty]

Yeah that Eugenie thing is embarrassing. She should've said you first! or something.

bacon - apart from the fact that he's being roped into a wedding that he did not formally agree to (he hasn't even proposed! wife's sister bought her dress while shopping for E's dress last year! ), and the fact that instead of finding some form of gainful employment, he decided to take up weed for the first time of his life at 29yrs old, everything's going really great for the guy.

 

[Matty]

Him - Hey Matt, have you ever smoked?
Me - Have I ever smoked? Weed? I'm thirty-six years old man. I have smoked weed.
Him - Do you like it?
Me - I don't care for it.
Him - I really like it.
Me - Nice.

 

[bacon]

I mean that's just aces, right there.

Dyin, right now.

Ok why the fuck is he being cornered into a wedding then? Family money?

 

[Mudcat]

Atta boy ??

 

[Matty]

He's been growing a beard. That's positive.

 

[Matty]

Ok why the fuck is he being cornered into a wedding then? Family money?

Been dating E's sister for 8 years, and she really wants to get married. According to E, the conversation went a bit like this:

Her - You know I want to get married and have kids, right?
Him - Yeah yeah.

BAM, wedding plans.



I make him sound bad but when compared to the average dudeguy in that town, he's a fokking catch.

 

[bacon]

Ok so how are the bills being paid? She will pay? I mean assuming he's not the next Johnny Chan. I might be out of line for even thinking that, I know.

 

[Matty]

She makes decent money as a high school teacher (Ontario pays better than most), so she supports him.

Guy's cracked the code to life. Just provide the dick.

That was my plan. I fucked up big.

 

[bacon]

You and me both man.

 

[Mudcat]

At least he's growing a beard. So we know he's not completely lazy.

 

[bacon]

It's that kind of guy who wins the poker tourney though. Worst case scenario for him? Go home smoke some weed and wait for sugarmama to serve dinner. He can make moves us suckers cannot.

 

[Matty]

Their house's furnace broke over the holidays, while she was at work. He was home playing Call of Duty.

She comes home to him playing his game while wrapped in a thick blanket.

Her - What happened?
Him - The furnace broke.
Her - When?
Him - About 6 hours ago.
Her - Did you call someone?
Him - No.
Her - Why not?
Him - I was hoping the heat would come back.

 

[bacon]

Yes! Please, don't be shy with more of these, this is all I ask.

 

[Mudcat]

I sometimes hope for things.

 

[Tron]

Well it's time for baseball to come back.

Negative 0 interest in NBA and NFL is winding down.

A lot of potentially good story lines in MLB this year.