Question for the Canadians, once they get here.

[Hawk]

Why do most of you suck?

Thanks.

I blame it on the cold. Frigid personalities.

Fiveteamer will say "because we can"...

 

[Matty]

Why don't you just buy tickets instead of merely securing them?

Most of my immediate family is in the car biz and they get tickets thrown at them every year. It's a beggar's market.

 

[AMBy]

How is Elisha Cuthbert below Celine Dion?

 

[Bread]

It needs tweaking! Fear not.

 

[kato]

from textsfromlastnight.com

(902):

he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..

 

[PuckOff]

I can't fucking believe where I am positioned on that list. I hope this isn't a current list or I'm outta here. I don't care how much I'm paid to post here.

 

[Bread]

That list is from back in August I think. I will update it this weekend over some drinks. There will be some DRASTIC changes. I'm talking, like, the number one probably won't even be on the current list.

WHUUUUTTTTTTTTTTT

 

[PuckOff]

You working on that new list Bread?

 

[Bread]

No. Been writing about fights tomorrow pally! I'll get it done this weekend. What a mess that list is!!!

 

[Bread]

Time for a major overhaul.

1. Mudcat
2. Puckoff
3. 20Four7 (drunk)
4. Plomberg
5. Cirque du Soleil
6. The Royal Canadian Kilted Yaksmen

7. Sickler
8. Mudcat's Guitar
9. Matty Rain's Betting Partner
10. Skinny Puppy
11. Matty Rain on Blitty's scooter

12. Labatt's Blue
13. Alex Trebek
14. Paul Anka (The Canadian Rogue Juror)
15. Celine Dion
16. Canada Dry ginger ale. Yummy!
17. Matty Rain's twin brother
18. Elisha Cuthbert

19. Nicky Santoro
20. Robyn's great great French Canadian grandmother
21. Steve Nash's Balls
22. Hosehead

23. Corey Hart
24. 20Four7 (sober)
25. Shalom Harlow
26. Vonnegut
27. The Lebeau Sisters
28. Rae Dawn Chong
29. Canadian John Stamos
30. Fiveteamer (stop getting banned jerkoff!)
388. The yellowjacket wasp that stung me as a child at that one lake
389. Gordon Bombay from 'The Mighty Ducks'
390. Mudcat's Cheap Friend
391. Steppenwolf
392. Bryan Adams
1087. Michael J. Fox
1088. Scary face Pam Anderson
1090. Fiveteamer's girlfriend
1099. Corey Haim
2001. Dan Aykroyd
5646. Buzzy
200000. Avril Lavigne

 

[PuckOff]

Coming in at #2 is a huge honour (honor for you Yanks). I am much appreciative of this honour (honor for you Yanks) that Bread (sometime I want to call him Breadley) has bestowed upon me.

 

[Matty]

We agree with the top choice. It's also good to see that Matty Rain Enterprises are well represented and that there is still room to grow. Shareholders will be pleased.

 

[PuckOff]

We agree with the top choice.

Choice as in singular? Not pleased or agree with the top 2?

 

[Matty]

Management doesn't know you well enough to pass judgment, Pucky. We'll let the boring political paranoia slide for now.

 

[PuckOff]

Management of what?

 

[Matty]

Matty Rain Enterprises, est. 2008 in La Belle Province

 

[PuckOff]

Do you hire Canadians who only speak English?

 

[Bread]

Gettin kinda ugly in here. Uglyin up my Canadians thread!

And here I thought having Mudcat as my #1 was about as ugly as it could get.