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IAG

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Toilet was leaking. He came over took off the lid, put a hose back in place and is now cleaning up the water off the floor. Estimated length of time here 7 minutes. I wonder what this is going to cost? I'm a dumbass.
 
He's stretching out the visit as I know he is probably embarrassed to be charging me for this. He just went out to get a wrench and said he would tighten some stuff up while he's here. It's a big company in town so I am sure there is a flat charge for the service call plus....
 
Great. I just realized the whole time I was talking to the plumber my dolphin was sitting right here on the bed.. They called when I was at the gym and I had to rush home....not used to people other than mom and I being in the house. Would have been pretty hard to miss I'm sure. The embarrassment of plumber having to charge me an hour's time for 7 minutes is now matched only by this. I am dumbass here me roar.


This is why I went so long without ever having one of these things.
 
I'm an expert in repairing toilets. No need for a plumber. I have replaced every single part that needs to be replaced in my home toilets including the toilet itself.

Sorry about your loss IAG.
Thanks Saulty..good to know. .Maybe should have asked at GL or tracked down TeddyKGB. Lesson learned!
 
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Great. I just realized the whole time I was talking to the plumber my dolphin was sitting right here on the bed

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Which one?

I think the middle one would be the most embarrassing.


Wait.

You still play with yourself?
 
More like the one on the left but it is the color of the one in the middle. I hadn't for a long time..had zero libido.....then I started taking Wellbutrin.

Holy shit. I just had a DEJA VU...just typing it...the whole thing....weird. But to answer your question, yes.
 
Does your toy have the ball bearings and everything, IAG?


Does effdub assist you with it or it's only for solo efforts?
yes and no....



Seriously I had one a long time ago and finally got rid of it cuz I was too paranoid that the cleaning gal would find it or my family if I died. I know those are strange, irrational fears, but nevertheless, I chucked it.
 
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Seriously I had one a long time ago and finally got rid of it cuz I was too paranoid that the cleaning gal would find it or my family if I died. I know those are strange, irrational fears, but nevertheless, I chucked it.

Yes, I understand the shame a dead woman would feel being outed as the only "non porn actress" female on the planet to admit to pleasuring herself.