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Plommer does not like anything up his arse!

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Went for a massage yesterday, at one of my favourite spots, all foreign broads, mostly Russian/Ukrainian.

So I go in and the woman takes me to the room, she tells me straight away that sex is out of the question as she is having her period.
I ask who else is available and she says she is the only one working.
I turn for the door and at the last second I change my mind and stay.

Turns out she is the new owner, she's about 40, Russian with a nice body and pretty face.

I have my shower and get on the table, lady comes in and removes towel and starts giving massage.

After a few mins she asks if I like to have my ass licked. I lie and say yes, truth is I've never had my ass licked so the honest answer is "I don't know".

So she "prepares" me by cleansing the area first and then begins to use her tonge in my anal region, felt good at first but then she stuck her tongue in my ass and I didn't like it, so I told her I had enough.

She finished me with an excellent blowjob with plenny of ball licking.

I never liked anything up my ass, now I know that includes a womans tongue.

I will definitely be going back to this joint, they know how to please a man.

Total cost? $25 entrance fee and $40 for the "extra". I actually gave her an additional $20 'cause she was so eager to please.

Plommer is a HUGH fan of Russian/Ukrainian massage parlour employees.
 
There might be something wrong with me. I could never overcome the humiliation of what I assume that area looks like on me to ever even give this a go regardless of how aroused I was or eager she was.

Plus the more I think about it the more I think that no matter how attractive she might be she would have to have a tongue like this
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for it to even work.
 
wally there are is something wrong with you

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Wally when she stuck her tongue up there she forced air in and I had to refrain my hugh urge to fart.

No bueno.

What was good was how she got on her knees in front of me and blew me for 5 mins to climax, then left the room, came back with two hot towels and wiped my kok & balls clean!
(She must have spent a good 90 seconds wiping plommers genitals)

5 star service!

Wakky forget about American broads pal, hugh waste of time.