Oscar Pistorius

[Matty]

He'll forever be known as the guy who destroyed the notion that amputees cannot be giant douches.

It's a bit of a step forward, in a way.

Amputees are normal murdering assholes.

 

[bacon]

nice wordplay on the step forward.

 

[Matty]

I don't get it.

 

[PuckOff]

One giant leap for giant douchebag amputees???

 

[bacon]

fake feet, step, etc. thought a little light wordplay.

Maybe unintentional in which case SOR FUCKING E

also I bet African prison is awesome if you're a normal person and awesomer if you're a double amputee

 

[Matty]

I still don't get it.

 

[bacon]

cami call him a faggot please

 

[Cami]

FAGGOT!

 

[roguejuror]

also I bet African prison is awesome if you're a normal person

what you mean normal?

 

[PuckOff]

FAGGOT!

HOMO phobe

 

[Cami]

not at all actually.

 

[bacon]

Maybe in prison he'll be known as Oscar the legless grouch

 

[Mudcat]

Verdict to be announced Sept. 11, so I see.

 

[Mudcat]

Judge delivers verdict tomorrow.

 

[bacon]

soon to be pwnd, that legless dude

 

[Mudcat]

Not guilty

 

[Mudcat]

(Not guilty of murder to be exact. Could still be guilty of culpable homicide or something like that. Negligent killin'.)

(Could also be not guilty of that.)

 

[Matty]

fokkin cyborg doucher