Now may be a good time to hedge & get saved! Jesus Loves You! The world ends Saturday

[Mudcat]

Doing it by timezones is an unexpected twist for me. I picture wedges of the earth flying off into space hour by hour like cosmic watermelon.

Kind of cool.

 

[roguejuror]

Change your fucking avatar Polaroid

yeah nigga

 

[vagabond]

Polaroid wait till 6 pm (local time).

 

[Enigma]

is plomstein still with us?

 

[CaliGirlNY]

damn it. Jesus didn't save us. Now what are we supposed to do?
By the way, my friends through a "Come Drink the Kool-aid" party tonight in honor of the rapture. I thought that was really clever. They invited all their friends, made Jungle Juice Kool-aid, and everyone got wasted in honor of this ridiculous idea that we were all going to be saved today. hell yeah.

 

[Polaroid]

The website has finally gone back up after being down most of the day. I was thinking that the only thing being taken from this world was the guy's URL.

http://bit.ly/hspDJM

 

[Archie]

any official talk from this guy? or any posts from PIMIKE?

he prob really used all the money he stole from people to buy some place in some tropical islands, to spend the rest of his days

 

[reno cool]

so are any of these geniuses required to renounce their faith now?

 

[Polaroid]

so are any of these geniuses required to renounce their faith now?

Smart money is on choosing another date for the end of the world. It hooked them in after 1994, it will probably work again after 2011.

 

[betplom]

is plomstein still with us?

Of course I am, Plomstein has been deemed ineligible for rapture, pal.

I'm stuck on earth like the rest of you fukks.

 

[Oksana]

15 minutes until May 23rd here. Somehow I think we're going to be ok.

 

[tullamore]

I always wondered what reincarnation would be like.

just never thought I would come back as the same person.

was hoping to be a chipmunk this time.

 

[betplom]

I always wondered what reincarnation would be like.

just never thought I would come back as the same person.

was hoping to be a chipmunk this time.

Tullaaaay!

Chipmunks have tiny koks and don't get laid very often, pal.

Common!

 

[Archie]

I think they guy an his big followers will all hide out and pretend they are "gone"

maybe even killed themselves, who knows...

nothing would suprise me. religion makes people do very extreme things somtimes

 

[Oksana]

Can't believe I'm going to type this but the guy should be put in a room with no painkillers.

He's what - 90yo anyway? He'll need painkillers for something.

So many people would've rearranged their lives according to this slop.

Craphead will face no consequences because of this.

And touts wonder why they're so despised.

Get fucked losers.

 

[betplom]

Can't believe I'm going to type this but the guy should be put in a room with no painkillers.

He's what - 90yo anyway? He'll need painkillers for something.

So many people would've rearranged their lives according to this slop.

Craphead will face no consequences because of this.

And touts wonder why they're so despised.

Get fucked losers.

Great point!

I never really thought of self proclaimed religious leaders as touts but thats exactly what they are.

Reverend Billy Graham loves Jesus -110 today!

 

[roguejuror]

Who was the most likely to get saved from this thread? I vote Oksana

 

[Enigma]

I'm not sure if I was saved

I'm guessing no