My girlfriend and I were having sex the other day

[tullamore]

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and MLK Day?

On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.

 

[senco78]

what do you call four mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro cinco




what did davy crockett say when he saw mexicans troops running to the battle of the alamo?


"who ordered concrete?"




did you hear about the two car pile up at walmart?


50 mexicans died.

lmao

 

[Archie]

haha, I need to print these all out

thanks plommer

 

[pico]

best thread ever

 

[betplom]

haha, I need to print these all out

thanks plommer

Archer, you are welcome pally, plommer comes through every once in a while.

Archer, got any beaver pics you wanna share?

 

[Tron]

What do you call a midget Mexican?

Paragraph, because he's too short to be an essay


When a Mexican runs into a wall what's the first thing that hits?

His lawn mower.


Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?

They don't work in the future either.


Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

 

[pico]

You know you're a hypochondriac if a girl told you it tasted sweet while giving you bareback blow job and your first thought is that you might have diabetes.

 

[Mudcat]

Loose ends being tied together.

 

[roguejuror]

hilarious

 

[betplom]

hilarious

Juror I forgot about this thread and when I saw it today I thought "WTF? I don't have a girlfriend - I have many".

 

[Mrs. X]

What's the best thing about having sex with an eight year old?

Your dick looks so much bigger in the polaroid.

 

[betplom]

Mods please sticky this thread. Thanks.

Not bad for a guy you say is not funny.

 

[MonkeyF0cker]

Not bad for a guy you say is not funny.

Not funny.

 

[FairWarning]

These are priceless.

 

[stevek173]

My last girlfriend called me a pedophile. Pretty big word for a 12-year-old.

If there was poiints here I would have just shipped u half of mine

 

[MrMonkey]

Plommer, I love humor where I don't get a headache trying to figure it out! :

 

[reno cool]

ad something new, you fucks.

 

[betplom]

ad something new, you fucks.

At your fucking service are we?

You non employed cunt.