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My apology to Mr.D and Mr.X

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Blitty

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I look up to the both of you. I think you are intelligent and respectable leaders among our community. Sometimes it is hard to tell when a line is crossed. I think it is suffice to say, I have crossed one in my recent posting.

In Mr.X's case, I was a little confused during his posting last night that he focused on my thread, especially due to the creator and and the title. There were multiple other threads surrounding it which he ignored. Although, they seemed more likely to fulfill his interests and expertise. Such topics having to do with 'Getting banned for chasing steam' and various other sports-related threads.

Whatever reasons he had for choosing that night, to come into that sole thread and hammer on me, I was wrong. I crossed the line with what I had said.


I'm sorry, Gentlemen.
 
durito
Mr. X dont chase steam, he makes steam.
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I wasn't insinuating that he chases steam. That was just a popular thread last night. I didn't understand why he ignored that thread and other 'industry' ones, yet decided to spend his leisurely time posting in mine. Posters like Mudcat never have a problem with my posts/threads, because they identify them early on and know how to avoid them.

Why would you say you want me banned, when I am only occupying one thread out of the thousands you have to choose from?
 
MrX, Atheist Robot, it's not Gamelive without you two in here. We're very different people and we all clash in a bunch of ways, but to me that's what makes this place addictive - and it is much less so when you're not here.

MrX it was good to see you express yourself, even if it took the form of a farewell post.

Homo is me.
 
thread was way too foking long so I'll only read the last few pages

Back around 1993 I picked up a hooker in Niagara Falls and took her to a motel.

She seemed nice, claimed to be from Calgary. We get in to the room and i give her whatever it was we agreed on and get ready.

She gets on the bed and puts TWO fukking condoms on me, I was not happy but back then I feared aids and always wore one with whores.

So I go to put it in and she grabs my kok and is holding it in a way that won't allow me to penetrate much. I was getting pissed off and said something like "what the fuck are you doing?"
She put on a good show and claimed to be offended at my language and that our session was over. I told her that was fine but I'll be needing my money because you didn't do anything except complain.

She said no way on the refund so I grabbed her purse and as I was opening it she came up from behind me and smashed me over the head with her high heel shoe.

I was a little stunned but as soon as I felt the warm sensation of my own blood gushing down my neck and back I totally lost my cool and threw her across the room. She hit the wall pretty hard and started freaking, she opens the door and yells "RAPE" and two guys come running to see what was going on, what they found was an enraged and very naked Plommer, covered in his own blood with two condoms dangling from his limp kok.

These guys could tell I was probably a little more than they wanted to tangle with - I probably would beat the fukk out of whoever decided to play hero first, but they were not dumb and walked away.

A few minutes later the cops show up and take a report, the broad was long gone by this time and I think I netted a profit on my session.

Other than giving me a lecture the cops were pretty much useless.

So I head to the hospital to get my head stitched up and went home.
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Matty
I just read the last ~10 pages of the now-locked thread.

Y'all really need to get laid.

:guitar:
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Listen, you smug shacked up loved up sexed up Franconohomo. I distinctly remember your adventures and plights on the road to getting some regular sex. Don't forget your roots. Not all of us have your coke can cok so things are a bit more difficult for us. Please be sensitive. Please.
 
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oh wow

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Blittaayyyy
This is the only thread I'll be posting in from now on.
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dorito
so you all fight on the internet and then call each other to talk about it or what?
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White Bread
I make this call to Blitty on a weekly basis. Still haven't figured out what the fuck his problem is.

Then we get drunk and forget what happened.
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Oksana
Listen, you smug shacked up loved up sexed up Franconohomo. I distinctly remember your adventures and plights on the road to getting some regular sex. Don't forget your roots. Not all of us have your coke can cok so things are a bit more difficult for us. Please be sensitive. Please.
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Oksana, do you wish you had a coke can cok, had a guy with a coke can cok or just want Matty's coke can coke? Could be none of the above but as funny as you were being (cleverly done by the way) one could detect at least a lil cok envy or craving going on.
 
wal66
Oksana, do you wish you had a coke can cok, had a guy with a coke can cok or just want Matty's coke can coke? Could be none of the above but as funny as you were being (cleverly done by the way) one could detect at least a lil cok envy or craving going on.
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very tough questions to answer

I don't want to have a CCC - not even for a day. I see nothing appealing about owning that appendage, especially in its sleepy state.

Not sure if my cobwebbed honeycomb would appreciate a CCC at this stage. Maybe one of those mini cans I see in petrol stations these days.

I love Matty but more in a "please don't let my hair touch puke or go home with a hiddy troll" guy friend kind of way.
 
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