Monkey found wandering at Ikea sent to sanctuary near Sunderland

[roguejuror]

Nakhuda - Iranian name, nice

I got to make it to Toronto one day

 

[Matty]

Ikea monkey hanging out at the real estate law office

We need Casperwoman's colleagues posting here.

 

[Mudcat]

Monkey's are very conducive to getting work done.

 

[Mudcat]

And so the legal proceedings begin.

Apparently Casperwoman has had her day in court regarding her extreme victimhood and apparently a decision is expected tomorrow.

My first reaction is just smack her upside the head and tell her to stop wasting people's time and resources, but apparently she is willing to move out of Toronto (presumably to someplace where owning wild animals is legal).

To me that has some merit as an argument however I still vote for a smack upside the head.

 

[Matty]

Friend bought me this thing, in Seattle, WA of all places:

Admit it, y'all are jealous.

 

[roguejuror]

Is he getting his merchandise royalties?

 

[Matty]

One would hope so. Macaque college tuition is hella expensive.