Miserable Users.

[Cami]

hah, the fact that you can screw with specific people, is just great.

 

[sideloaded]

yes, a certain forum denies using this, instead of straight banning people

 

[Cami]

Whatever works for em I guess.

 

[Cami]

So when someone is being an assjack, they just chose to annoy the shit out of them, in hopes that they leave the site on their own?!?
Funny

 

[roguejuror]

ya, they use that

loady you a bad boy

 

[SoV]

SBR uses it too

6000 sec posting delay

 

[Cami]

6000 seriously? Damn.
I have to say, I am certain people have used to just to fuck with their frienemies. I know I would.

 

[betplom]

http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=165961


The ever popular "miserable users" hack for vb 3.7. Basically a way to really annoy anyone you don't want visiting your forum. This version is based on the vb 3.6 version. Credit to Zzed for the original idea.

When classed as miserable, a member suffers ;

1. Slow response (time delay) on every page (20 to 60 seconds default).
2. A chance they will get the "server busy" message (50% by default).
3. A chance that no search facilities will be available (75% by default).
4. A chance they will get redirected to another preset page (25% & homepage by default).
5. A chance they will simply get a blank page (25% by default).
6. Post flood limit increased by a defined factor (10 times by default).
7. If they get past all this okay, then they will be served up their proper page.

Plommer has experienced most of this at SBR, as recently as a few weeks ago.

 

[MrMonkey]

Plommer has experienced most of this at SBR, as recently as a few weeks ago.

They are not worthy of your posting! The powers to be over there probably laughing at your expense as you tediously wait to navigate the site! If I was as POSty as them probably be doing the same thing to get my jollies off!

Sorry Plommer, but Bread >>> than you! The guy has pride, dignity, you can't buy him!* I guess in this example American >>> Canadian is appropriate! Sorry buddy to give you this news on Victoria Day!

PS Have a burger for me my friend, but God forbid don't put mayo on it!

*His $ figure hasn't been reached yet!

 

[betplom]

Thanks Mr monkey, Plommer knew they were fukking with him with the delays/server error messages etc, he also strongly suspects lesbian moderator CRAZYLou is responsible.

 

[rito]

i thought it was just john that could do this.

every time i make him look stupid i find myself on it. but i fuck with lou all the time and if he gets pissed he usually bans me till he calms down.

 

[Saulty]

When you don't post at a forum anymore you are immune to delays/errors/lags etc.

 

[rito]

i only post in betting sub forums. mostly to troll justin and other assorted idiots.

 

[betplom]

i thought it was just john that could do this.

every time i make him look stupid i find myself on it. but i fuck with lou all the time and if he gets pissed he usually bans me till he calms down.

You are probably right, when I mentioned my problem in the forum John quickly responded telling me to log out/ back in and the problem would be fixed, I did, and it was.