Matty Rain was scheduled to get laid last night

[Matty]

I'll be alright Hawk. I can only learn so much in such a short period of time. Ima straighten myself out.

Wait.

 

[fiveteamer]

Sweat between the tits is just natural lube.

You're doing it wrong.

 

[Matty]

Nicole isn't into titfucking?

:bourbon:

 

[fiveteamer]

Sweat isn't lube. And motherfucker you got work tomorrow.

 

[Matty]

No I don't. Not real work anyway, just have to keep the ol' Blackberry around in case there's an emergency.

Sweat is totally lube.

 

[fiveteamer]

Maybe greasy drunk sweat

:mara:

 

[Matty]

Fiver go buy some gay shrooms.

 

[fiveteamer]

I'd fuckin love to

 

[senco78]

Fiver go buy some mescaline

 

[fiveteamer]

fuck it I want some meth

 

[Oksana]

Update- tits are still sweating. Car service has now been called. And I've just made enough cash to cover my entire night including my dress and shoes thanks to Raguhead.

Life is good guys.

 

[reno cool]

How long till New Year over there Shari?

 

[Matty]

fuck it I want some meth

I can get you some meth. I need to see Fiver on meth one day.

 

[Oksana]

A little over 7 hours. Crazy - another year gone and again I'll be celebrating in this sauna they call a country.

 

[fiveteamer]

Excellent. You can get meth but not shrooms? Common one time

 

[Matty]

Shari did you move to Australia for a dude?

Of course you did.

 

[fiveteamer]

 

[Matty]

Excellent. You can get meth but not shrooms? Common one time

I can get anything you want. Just not quickly. My connect is in Montreal.