Matty out "Curling" while the rest of us have to do real life

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Whatever the f*ck a curling is.

Details to follow.

Damn Canadiens. Must be nice.
 
Is he really? I must not have gotten to that thread, yet. I want to go curling with Matty. I can yell. I can slide on one foot. I can sweep. I'm a natural.

I also won a shuffleboard tournament on my cruise. Those old fuckers didn't know what hit them.

Pretty sure I'm a world caliber curler.
 
Saw it on fb, could be a work thing thus the non invite so don't get offended yet.

I will advise.
 
If I wanted to sweep that furiously with no real upside, I would sweep my damn floor.
 
If I wanted to sweep that furiously with no real upside, I would sweep my damn floor.

No upside? What if you end up on the button? In the button?

There's something about a button.
 
MrX
No upside? What if you end up on the button? In the button?

There's something about a button.

This is true.

I always wanted to end up on the button.
 
This shit's hard!
 
I guess, if you're not a natural.
 
Yeh me pro now.

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fukkin nice rug, hairline looks natural.
 
well done sir, well done

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Fuk. Jealous. That looks awesome.

Is it as easy to go curling in Canada as, say, bowling in the U.S.?
 
MrX
Fuk. Jealous. That looks awesome.

Is it as easy to go curling in Canada as, say, bowling in the U.S.?
no, definitely not.
 
What a relief.
 
But they do rent the one slippy, one grippy shoes, right. Or do you have to buy them.
 
Carefully aiming for the pin, not the button.

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And do they spray that disinfectant stuff in them?