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Cougar Bait

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Okay, buyer beware. I have only been betting these for 4 days. But I'm 36-18 so far.

Will just start off with one play a day since that seems to serve me best over time. I have 9 plays today but this is the one I like the best.

Tennessee vs Baltimore 7PM EST on this channel twitch.tv/livefootballsims
Tennessee Titans TEAM TOTAL UNDER 27.5 -115

It can be bet at this line on 5Dimes currently.
 
Added 5 plays, now have a full sim card that is degen as fuck. 14 plays. :boxcleanersdaddy:
 
This is the full card in case anyone gets the shakes and needs some action.

Live Football Sims
1PM Washington +11
1PM Washington ML +600
7PM Tennessee TEAM TOTAL UNDER 27.5 **TOP PLAY**
7PM Chargers/Colts UNDER 57.5

Prime Time Action
(this is the only site that uses last year's lineups - the rest are current lineups - like Brady is on Tampa etc.)
3PM Detroit +6.5
3PM Detroit/Carolina OVER 42
5PM Cleveland TEAM TOTAL OVER 20
7PM Houston TEAM TOTAL OVER 19.5
9PM Dallas TEAM TOTAL OVER 20.5

SportsbookTV https://www.twitch.tv/sportsbooktv/
2PM Cleveland/Buffalo OVER 44.5
4PM Pittsburgh +3
4PM Pittsburgh ML +130
8PM Baltimore/Green Bay UNDER 50
10PM Kansas City/Dallas UNDER 51.5
 
How do we know this is the real Cougar Bait?
(No offense intended)


Is this REALLY the guy that LOVES GILFS?
:cougar:
 
I think my 14K posts, degenerate gambling on Madden simulations, and love for GILFs is proof enough :174:
 
Is there a method to capping Madden?? Crush city.
 
Was joking with my buddies about how digital Lamar Jackson was going to have a chip in his shoulder from last postseason and crush Tennessee. That digital Ryan Tannehill might not be all that now that he got paid. That I wanted the U27.5 1st half and Baltimore -4.5 in the game.

Fucking digital Ravens roll to 20-3 at the half and win 29-11 boys Cougar is on to something here might have to throw my hat in the ring
 
I think the key is finding big emotional get up and letdown spots. These guys arent computers they are people, there are going to be good performances and bad. This isn't a video game.

I mean it is, but still.
 
Let's grade these

1PM Washington +11 LOSER
1PM Washington ML +600 LOSER
7PM Tennessee TEAM TOTAL UNDER 27.5 **TOP PLAY** WINNER
7PM Chargers/Colts UNDER 57.5 WINNER

3PM Detroit +6.5 WINNER
3PM Detroit/Carolina OVER 42 LOSER
5PM Cleveland TEAM TOTAL OVER 20 WINNER
7PM Houston TEAM TOTAL OVER 19.5 WINNER
9PM Dallas TEAM TOTAL OVER 20.5 WINNER

2PM Cleveland/Buffalo OVER 44.5 WINNER
4PM Pittsburgh +3 WINNER
4PM Pittsburgh ML +130 WINNER
8PM Baltimore/Green Bay UNDER 50 WINNER
10PM Kansas City/Dallas UNDER 51.5 LOSER

10-4 on the day
46-22 YTD
 
My local takes these wagers. Jesus, I’m afraid to go down this rabbit hole but I might have to play a game or two and follow Cougar
 
Washington actually lead most of that Dallas game too - and I only lost the spread at the very end. But you're gonna have those.

Will post my POD first like yesterday, and full card after it's released.
 
Alright - looks like 5D is not offering any games for one of the 3 channels. So a little smaller card.

https://www.twitch.tv/sportsbooktv/
2PM Philadelphia/NY Jets UNDER 47 **POD**
2PM NY Jets +5.5
6PM Chicago +2.5
8PM Seattle/NY Giants UNDER 47

twitch.tv/primetimeaction
4PM Green Bay TEAM TOTAL OVER 21.5
10PM Houston +3.5
10PM Houston TEAM TOTAL OVER 20

3 TEAM DOG PARLAY
1 to win 10.87
4PM Green Bay ML/6PM Chicago ML/10PM Houston ML