List of acceptable additions to coffee

[Matty]

1. Sugar (refined, brown, cane, or even maple syrup)
2. Dairy (milk, half & half or cream)

That's it.

No fucking lab-made creamer.

Throw that shit out.

 

[IAG]

...says the guy eating McDonald's weekly.



Coconut Oil

 

[Matty]

I haven't had it - or any junk food - in 8 days now. Lost close to 4 pounds.

Gonna go 3 months and reassess from there.

Coffee creamer is for hicks.

 

[Matty]

 

[IAG]

I haven't had it - or any junk food - in 8 days now. Lost close to 4 pounds.

Gonna go 3 months and reassess from there.

Coffee creamer is for hicks.

Gone from Mickey D's/crap food for less than a week and now all high and mighty? Common.

 

[Matty]

The only reason to use coffee creamer is when you wake up in a shitty hotel and are running late.

 

[IAG]

The only reason to use coffee creamer is when you wake up in a shitty hotel and are running late to work.

Wouldn't know. I've never stayed in a shitty hotel. And I've never run late for work.


I'll take this lecture from Tron..maybe even Blitty....try again in 6 months.

 

[Matty]

Then you have even less of an excuse.

Step up your game IAG.

 

[IAG]

I take that back. I stayed at the Imperial Palace once.

You are operating under the assumption that I want to live a long life.

But seriously, I know..I had quit the stuff, but I got stuck with a box of Starbucks French Roast K cups which I can't tolerate without being diluted in artificial ingredients.

 

[Matty]

Why not just regular cream?

 

[IAG]

Why not just regular cream?

Fat content...I would rather drink it black. Actually I have some vanilla non -sweetened almond milk I should be using...that would be better...

probably taste better with my breakfast chicken wings with Ranch too.

 

[FairWarning]

Where does Kaluha fit in?

 

[bacon]

I drink my coffee black. Will always be that way.

This one very professional guy at a place in state college we ordered from I'd ask "how do I want my coffee?" and we got him to say every time"black, like your bitches."

Was awesome EVERY TIME.

 

[IAG]

Where does Kaluha fit in?

Right up there with the Bailey's.

 

[bacon]

 

[Matty]

Irish/alcoholic coffee is a separate topic. Good catch FW.

 

[bacon]

your face

but I guess that's not entirely accurate because coffee approaches face rapidly, in an ideal world.

 

[roguejuror]

I drink my coffee black. Will always be that way.

This one very professional guy at a place in state college we ordered from I'd ask "how do I want my coffee?" and we got him to say every time"black, like your bitches."

Was awesome EVERY TIME.

have you ever been with a black bitch brother bacon?