King and Queen Make Time to Greet Unemployed Fan And Her Balding Husband

[Matty]

http://gawker.com/king-and-queen-ma..._source=gawker_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[bacon]

I see all these dudes on late night TV saying "it's my hair" playing with their real/fake hair.

I'm thinking that guy can swing the overhead. Too late though? Now it'd stick out.

Tough spot, royalty.

 

[Cami]

How lovely.

 

[Matty]

I think both of you missed the joke.

 

[Tron]

The white queen is very good looking

 

[Cami]

Now I got it. King and Queen are Beyonce and Jay-z, and the baldy is just you know, some guy. Definitely got it, just don't care.

 

[Matty]

You don't care about a lot of life's many interesting facets, cami.

Try a glitter pill.

 

[Cami]

Sure! You got one for me?

 

[Blitty]

Ryan Getzlaf looking motherfoker better check himself while on American soil.

Might have to Boston Tea Party up in his ass, if he gets out of line.

 

[Matty]

lolgetzlaf