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bacon I'd like to think that you're better than that.
 
wtf u want me to do cami laughed at it and gave me the wrong idea.
 
yeah but within our conversation about emailing, it was silly.
 
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BTW you blew an opportunity for a decent Moses joke. I'm stealing your idea.

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Man walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm.
His wife is lying in bed reading.
Man says,"This is the pig I have sex with when you've got a headache"
Wife replies, "I think you'll find that is a sheep."
Man replies, "I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep."

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Words with Aliens is the toughest game I have played in my life you can't even use Google Translate.
 
So the pine says to the oak "see you in tree minutes".

NO.
 
Where does the general keep his armies?


In his SLEEVIES!

bwhahahahahha
 
I want a pillow made out of corduroy. Didn't you hear the news? They're making headlines!



 
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