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It's Been Long Enough

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I haven't decided what sport yet but probably baseball.

I want to make it clear that I am not creating this thread early for anticipation building purposes. I am doing it early so that Casper will have time to get together enough funds to pound my eventual play and earn his way to Austin and maybe clear up some debt before he leaves.
 
I am having a technical problem with my new system.

I attempt to take human bias out of any formula I originate and once any particular formula stops being productive I chuck it. Well I have concocted a new 5-part system for making selections that requires each portion be confirmed before the next portion can even be calculated. A play is based ONLY once each individual portion produces a result.

It just so happens that I can't get past the initial portion of my system which requires Bread to ANSWER HIS FOK'n PHONE! This seemingly pointless (ridiculous) portion is essential to preventing any preconceived hunches to factor into my process. If I call Bread and he answers and is inebriated then I know I am looking for a favorite and can move on to the next step. If I call Bread and he isn't shitfaced then I know the next step will have me seeking out a dog.

If Bread doesn't answer his phone by Tuesday I will be forced to flip a coin on Wednesday. If that happens I can't be held responsible for a potential losing play.