Tomato
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After violence in Tomato's class at the bay
“You just got punk'd” is what they say
Tomato was intrigued by the ridiculous phrase
Pondering what to do as the students went on their ways
“Maybe I should punish them, make them stay after school
Screw that, I've got to gamble, fool!”
The one good thing about teaching that is
You get off at 3:15, so long as you give them a quiz
That is short enough so that even the retard kids finish
You know, the one that says 3x + 7 = 4x, his mind will diminish
As long as you go home and take the bet that is right
An unknown Turkish team vs Milan? They won't put up a fight
So says the squares at streak for the cash
90% on the +221? Quick, make a mad dash
Find the +EV odds on the team with “no chance”
When the squares lose their bet, go ahead watch Tomato dance
But only for a glance, as we've got to bet France
Lyon plays too, bet that game and you're roll will enhance
For the team from Milan, after you lose this game
Don't be surprised or head your hands in shame
For it was unfortunate that you were the first ones that showed
“You've just been Tomato'd”
TRABZONSPOR PK -120 (Sportsbook.ag)
TRABZONSPOR +1 -350 (Sportsbook.ag)
“You just got punk'd” is what they say
Tomato was intrigued by the ridiculous phrase
Pondering what to do as the students went on their ways
“Maybe I should punish them, make them stay after school
Screw that, I've got to gamble, fool!”
The one good thing about teaching that is
You get off at 3:15, so long as you give them a quiz
That is short enough so that even the retard kids finish
You know, the one that says 3x + 7 = 4x, his mind will diminish
As long as you go home and take the bet that is right
An unknown Turkish team vs Milan? They won't put up a fight
So says the squares at streak for the cash
90% on the +221? Quick, make a mad dash
Find the +EV odds on the team with “no chance”
When the squares lose their bet, go ahead watch Tomato dance
But only for a glance, as we've got to bet France
Lyon plays too, bet that game and you're roll will enhance
For the team from Milan, after you lose this game
Don't be surprised or head your hands in shame
For it was unfortunate that you were the first ones that showed
“You've just been Tomato'd”
TRABZONSPOR PK -120 (Sportsbook.ag)
TRABZONSPOR +1 -350 (Sportsbook.ag)
