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Motel 6: We will leave the lights on for you because we are in a dangerous fucking neighborhood!
Hot Pockets: a different temperature every bite
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The Applebees one. 
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Geek Squad one is my favorite.
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some of these from reddit
SlimJim: If we showed you how we make these you'd stop eating meat forever.
axe. smell like a sixth grader
dont sweat the game sweat the payout
Why pay less when you can pay more
Applebees . We have found a way to fuck up salad
white castle. its food. technically
delta. You will wish you had of walked
SlimJim: If we showed you how we make these you'd stop eating meat forever.
axe. smell like a sixth grader
dont sweat the game sweat the payout
Why pay less when you can pay more
Applebees . We have found a way to fuck up salad
white castle. its food. technically
delta. You will wish you had of walked
Matty
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: English fail
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yeah those axe things are garbage
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Ticketmaster: We deserve our cut because we said so, fuckwad
We'll be there between 7AM and fuck yourself in the face
Comcast - Because Fuck You.
Denny's: because its 2 am, you're drunk, and you need pancakes.
You never go to Denny's. You just end up at Denny's
Internet Explorer: your number 1 browser for downloading other browsers
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Denny's: because its 2 am, you're drunk, and you need pancakes.
You never go to Denny's. You just end up at Denny's
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So true Denny's, so true.
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7-Eleven: Yes, we sell rolling papers
just lie back and think of england
Papa Johns "No healthcare, better pizza!"
Red Robin: When you don't want to spend much taking the kids out, but you need alcohol
Motel 6: calling coffee a continental breakfast since '65
Under Armor Clothes. Why actually exercise when you can just look like you plan to exercise ....eventually
[TWEET]186109152265895936 [/TWEET]
TGI Fridays: Thank God it's Friday so I can spend the rest of the weekend on the toilet
lol. Thanks for the money
Axe: Signaling everyone else that you just aren't ready to be in a real relationship yet.
Delta Airlines: Because Fuck you, that's why
World of Warcraft: Eleven million virgins can't be wrong
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speaking of Delta, they are no longer going to service memphis international, which is a huge hub... this is what happens when you completely price yourself the fuck out of the market... great work guys 
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We use AXE anti-perspirant, the Essence one. 9.1 Matty Rains out of a possible 10.
No doucho.
No doucho.
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just lie back and think of england
what about england
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it is a famous quote in England from a mother to daughter during victorian times about having sex or enduring sex during the victorian times
"Lie back and think of England is a popular expression in Britain. It is given as encouragement to do something unpalatable. It has the same impact as "To grit one's teeth." This was an expression supposedly used in the United Kingdom during the Victorian Era. Traditionally, it was advice given to a woman - usually from a mother to her daughter about to be married - about dealing with sexual intercourse with her husband.
The origins of the phrase are unclear, but it is generally attributed to Lady Alice Hillingdon (1857-1940), supposedly writing in her journal in 1912: 'I am happy now that George calls on my bedchamber less frequently than of old. As it is, I now endure but two calls a week, and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England.'"
When I was in college I heated up one of those hot pocket pizza things and the cheese was so hot it burned the the floor of my mouth. I still have a little raised gland on the floor of my mouth from the burn. good times
"You never see that on a menu at a resturaunt "Lets see... Ill have the caesar salad aaaannnnd the Hot Pocket."
"Todays specials are the sea bass which is broiled, and the hot pocket which is cooked in a dirty microwave."
"Hot Pockets really havent been around that long, only like ten years. How did they come up with Hot Pockets? Probably some drunk guy in a conference "Hey I got an idea! How bout we fill a poptart with nasty meat? Cook it in a sleeve thing..."
"There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea."
IHOP: When you are not dressed up enough to go to Denny's.
Five guys: eat fast die young
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AOL :still here
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"Lie back and think of England is a popular expression in Britain. It is given as encouragement to do something unpalatable. It has the same impact as "To grit one's teeth." This was an expression supposedly used in the United Kingdom during the Victorian Era. Traditionally, it was advice given to a woman - usually from a mother to her daughter about to be married - about dealing with sexual intercourse with her husband.
The origins of the phrase are unclear, but it is generally attributed to Lady Alice Hillingdon (1857-1940), supposedly writing in her journal in 1912: 'I am happy now that George calls on my bedchamber less frequently than of old. As it is, I now endure but two calls a week, and when I hear his steps outside my door I lie down on my bed, close my eyes, open my legs and think of England.'"
When I was in college I heated up one of those hot pocket pizza things and the cheese was so hot it burned the the floor of my mouth. I still have a little raised gland on the floor of my mouth from the burn. good times
"You never see that on a menu at a resturaunt "Lets see... Ill have the caesar salad aaaannnnd the Hot Pocket."
"Todays specials are the sea bass which is broiled, and the hot pocket which is cooked in a dirty microwave."
"Hot Pockets really havent been around that long, only like ten years. How did they come up with Hot Pockets? Probably some drunk guy in a conference "Hey I got an idea! How bout we fill a poptart with nasty meat? Cook it in a sleeve thing..."
"There is the vegetarian Hot Pocket for those of us who don't want to eat meat, but would still like diarrhea."
IHOP: When you are not dressed up enough to go to Denny's.
Five guys: eat fast die young
Monster [Energy Drinks]: For Extreme Sitting At Your Computer
AOL :still here
NetFlix - Wait, dont go! Arrested Development!
Reddit : Cat picture, cat picture, atheism quote, cat picture
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Great job gregm!Probably been to Denny's 1-2 times that wasn't between Midnight-5 AM! It's been years since I've been, maybe a decade or two!