IAG to give FW a seagull for Christmas

[bacon]

And Cami don't put a ball gag in his mouth when you beat him! You know he likes that crap and it ain't to be enjoyed!

ATATATATATATATATATATA

 

[Saulty]

I got two partridges and a pear tree last Christmas.

 

[CASPERWAIT$]

I'm trying to picture a group of British kids walking around with their hands open, covered in jizz, searching for a kid to larger with their boy spunk.

If I was a British kid, anytime I see a kid with his hands open, I'm running the opposite direction.

 

[roguejuror]

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1. seagull
a relatively new fad among british school boys, whereby they masturbate furiously during recess, collect the jizz in their palms, find a younger unsuspecting boy and slap his face while shouting "SEAGULL!"

lol damn