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For the perfect ending I was taking mom to daybreak and about a mile from house see Indian #1 walking in pouring rain obviously walking to my bank to cash check. I picked him up and drove him there. bwhahaha. I AM crazy.
It was a "What would Jesus do?" kind of moment.


P.s. House smells like booze now. No lie
 
Ok. Just scheduled a carpet cleaner and a poo picker upper both from reputable companies, not craigs list. Amazing how productive I get when company is coming. Also amazing how cheap manual labor is in SD. Hopefully the carpet cleaner guy is not a bait and swtich type.


So, avoid CL at all costs? Was going to sell some of mom's furniture on there..maybe just donate?
 
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sell the furniture, but have it outside or in the garage for when people come to get it...or make sure you have a friend or two over the house at the same time of pick up... no need to be a statistic :donthinkso:
 
IAG
So, avoid CL at all costs? Was going to sell some of mom's furniture on there..maybe just donate?
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I am currently cleaning out the house I grew up in, have sold some items on CL with no problem, then again the first thing you see when you walk in the house is a gun cabinet. Have donated a few items for the tax write off and have given other items to friends who needed some furniture and crap.
 
I agree with what Ray said. Do you have any maze or a taser or any other form of protection?

Why did you higher someone to pick up poo? I'm sorry but I see that as such a waste of money when one can do it themselves.
I have a carpet cleaner, but it broke. We hired a carpet cleaner this year, I'll tell you what, nothing cleans your carpets as well as a professional.
 
camilion15728
I agree with what Ray said. Do you have any maze or a taser or any other form of protection?

Why did you higher someone to pick up poo? I'm sorry but I see that as such a waste of money when one can do it themselves.
I have a carpet cleaner, but it broke. We hired a carpet cleaner this year, I'll tell you what, nothing cleans your carpets as well as a professional.
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did plommer hijack your acct? :clueless:
 
lmfao. nope. I'm just saying, I cleaned my carpets at least once a year or more with my carpet cleaner, and it did well, but the pro cleaning was AMAZING! He got out stains I thought for sure would never come out.
 
camilion15728
I agree with what Ray said. Do you have any maze or a taser or any other form of protection?

Why did you higher someone to pick up poo? I'm sorry but I see that as such a waste of money when one can do it themselves.
I have a carpet cleaner, but it broke. We hired a carpet cleaner this year, I'll tell you what, nothing cleans your carpets as well as a professional.
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I guess maybe you don't understand that this town is pretty much Mayberry. Of course there are exceptions, but I would have to bet it has one of the lower crime rates in the country. Mom lives in a good area of town. I don't anticipate needing mace or a tazer. Help me out here Andy.

I hired someone because time is money and this week my time is valuable. My brother will be raking and I don't want him to deal with it. It's something I would prefer not to do. We all choose to spend our money on different things. I could argue that it makes more sense to pay someone $20 to pick up poo in a leaf filled yard, than to spend it on beer or shots. Plus it's good for the economy. People are different.
I don't criticize how other people choose to spend their money.

Plus it's like eating in a restaurant, it tastes better when someone else cooks it. The yard feels CLEANER when someone else picks up the Pogopoo. If I stay on top of it, it's fine, but I haven't for the last month and trying to find it amongst all the leaves would be time consuming.
 
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IAG , you are crazy!!

Be safe.

BTW........ what if one of them tries to put just one finger in your ass. Will you still run away or will you only run away if it's two fingers?
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hahaha just saw this. Any digits in any cavity would cause me to run and/or sic fat Pogo on him. If he tried the same with fat Pogo dog, he would die.

BTW, I feel weird using Pogo Dog out of respect (although PD has been PD for 10 years,) so I am now referring to my canine as fat Pogo Dog....for consideration, and distinction.
 
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