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reno cool

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I will post here whatever hockey related non sense that may come into my head, bets etc. Urge others to do same.

How about that Martin St Louie? The guy is relentless. His short, old and grinding away over there, coming up with the puck and making plays :hattip:

Looks like Jagr's got a couple goals :dunno:
 

Mudcat

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Love Marty St. Louis. Good Team Canada guy.



If I were to lob in an initial contribution to this thread, it would be this:



It has been an obnoxious lifelong experience, living in the Toronto area but not being a Maple Leafs fan. They have for the most part been so useless and unremarkable - yet there is so much neverending, low-IQ noise about them.

A lifetime of bombardment.
 

stevek173

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St Louis is a freak. I still haven't forgiven for his slashing the year we were supposed to win the cup and they did. Fok. He is awesome though.

Yep it was good to see Jags bust his cherry. He has been playing very well all year and it was just a matter of time. That Giroux/Jagr/Hartnell line was dominant the other night.

Washington looks so ridiculous to me, have I mentioned that? Like crazy good. The Flyers got all the attention for being the team that finally got a goalie as "the final piece". I say no, it was the Caps and they are fucking unreal now with Vokoun in net.

Enjoyable start to the season thus far.
 

tullamore

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How great could Paul Kariya been if he never got hurt?

With Winnepeg now having a team, can we get the Nordiques and Whalers back?
 

Matty

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Dallas Stars should be renamed so the Wild can go back to being called the North Stars.

:bobbysmith:
 

tullamore

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QUOTE=Matty;323875]Dallas Stars should be renamed so the Wild can go back to being called the North Stars.

:bobbysmith:[/QUOTE]

:greencheck:
 

MrMonkey

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RC, he's back and so is the salute! :up:

jagrsalute.jpg
 

PuckOff

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Nazem Kadri is a bust!!!
Joe Colborne will turn into an elite centreman.
Jonas Gustafsson is a SIEVE!!
Phil Kessel will go into a massive slump within the next 15 games.

Daniel Alfredsson will not last the entire season.
Sean Avery will be recalled and play an important role with the Rangers.
Roberto "Reboundo" Luongo is overrated.
Kyle Turris is overrated and crazy.
The Flames should do Iginla a favour and ask him to waive his NTC by the deadline.
Steve Stamkos would be an above average player without St. Louis.
Joe Thornton is a heartless leader.
Ovechkin is a heartless leader and a douchebag.
John Tavares needs another 2 more full seasons to establish himself as a true star.
Claude Giroux is the future captain of the Flyers.
Martin Brodeur shoudl retire after this season.
Brad Marchand is a douchebag on and off the ice.
Winnipeg will be a very decent team in 2-3 years time.
Edmonton will be a legit Cup contender in 3-4 years time.
Jacques Martin will be fired by the end of November.
This will be the last year in Arizona for the Yotes.
Columbus needs to start over again and just relocate.
Canada produces the best live hockey shows PERIOD.
Jonas Hiller will experience vertigo symptoms again this season.
Don Cherry is a senile old fart.
The Habs Suck!!!
 

stevek173

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Nazem Kadri is a bust!!!
Joe Colborne will turn into an elite centreman.
Jonas Gustafsson is a SIEVE!!
Phil Kessel will go into a massive slump within the next 15 games. :greencheck:

Daniel Alfredsson will not last the entire season. :This is a given:
Sean Avery will be recalled and play an important role with the Rangers. :Agreed, hopefully involving Elisa Cuthbert's ass:
Roberto "Reboundo" Luongo is overrated. :True, but he will pick it up and they will be a contender. He will cost them their chance at a cup again:
Kyle Turris is overrated and crazy.
The Flames should do Iginla a favour and ask him to waive his NTC by the deadline. :couldn't agree more:
Steve Stamkos would be an above average player without St. Louis. :Tremendously talented, but so is Jeff Carter:
Joe Thornton is a heartless leader. :greencheck:
Ovechkin is a heartless leader and a douchebag. :who will win the cup this year (this coming from a philly fan)
John Tavares needs another 2 more full seasons to establish himself as a true star.
Claude Giroux is the future captain of the Flyers. :and should be currently:
Martin Brodeur shoudl retire after this season. :sad but true :tissue::
Brad Marchand is a douchebag on and off the ice.
Winnipeg will be a very decent team in 2-3 years time. :disagree:
Edmonton will be a legit Cup contender in 3-4 years time. :disagree:
Jacques Martin will be fired by the end of November.
This will be the last year in Arizona for the Yotes. :sad but true:
Columbus needs to start over again and just relocate. :sad but true:
Canada produces the best live hockey shows PERIOD. :Can I come over and watch?:
Jonas Hiller will experience vertigo symptoms again this season.
Don Cherry is a senile old fart. :a lovable one at that:
The Habs Suck!!! :they'll pick it up and will challenge for 8 seed. They will beat an overrated Philly team tonight:
:excl:

Wow nice puckie
right off the bat
 

Matty

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The Habs are not beating anyone tonight. Jacques Martin is killing this team. Cole should play 20+ minutes and be on every power play.

Martin is one of them emotional coaches who use complete voodoo reasoning when making hockey decisions.

Get rid of this idiot. Bring back Carbonneau.
 

PuckOff

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As a replacement only, bring back Demers for one last kick at the can. I hear he is no longer illiterate. Good for J.D.
 

tullamore

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Joe Sacco will be coach of the year if the Avs make the playoffs.

Milan Lucic, was a better player 3 years ago.

Rick Dipietro's mom has nice tits.
 

PuckOff

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please post a pic of DiPietro's Mom's titties.

Lucic was never the same after Colt 45 got a hold of him and settled him down.

Not a bad call on Sacco if in fact they make the playoffs.
 

tullamore

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Lucic was never the same after he got his contract. He is not a goal scorer, he is a banger who can chip in with 20 or so each year.

Wish he would play like Dino Ciccarelli in front of the net.
 

Matty

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Hope Philly absolutely murders us tonight so the Habs management has no choice but to replace Dum Dum Martin.

This is NOT a crappy team.
 

tullamore

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Hope Philly absolutely murders us tonight so the Habs management has no choice but to replace Dum Dum Martin.

This is NOT a crappy team.

I would hire Kurt Muller.
 

stevek173

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Hope Philly absolutely murders us tonight so the Habs management has no choice but to replace Dum Dum Martin.

This is NOT a crappy team.

We won't. We brought up Schenn and since we have been playing musical lines TO THE POINT WHERE BRIERRE WAS BACK ON WING (even though he rebecame an all-star when they put him back at Center).